cruiser bruiser

A game where you slug someone whenever you see a PT Cruiser on the road. Similar to slug bug.

Cruiser Bruiser! No backs!

by Slugger August 28, 2004

Beer bruises

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

by ..WiL May 24, 2005

booze bruise

bruises that mysteriously appear after a night of heavy drinking

Dude, I must have been partying pretty hard last night cuz I have a wicked crop of booze bruises this morning.

by MaggieMegs April 21, 2007

Bruiseshipping

A pairing between two gay ass boys.
One is in denial and dates a whore to forget his gay thoughts.
The other is super gay and cant even hide it.
He’s also depressed.

“I read this mega gay Bruiseshipping fanfiction yesterday”

by Yeahihatemyself February 21, 2019

Briseyda

A generous sweet lovely girl who stays true and is always willing to put a smile on anyones face, especially those she cares about. She's the type of girl to put in her all and keep promises. She has great taste in music, she's always there, she's very friendly and trustworthy. She's also polite and innocent in public but an absolute freak in bed.

Who's that?

Oh, that's Briseyda.
She looks stuck up.
What? No way, she's the complete opposite!

by heyheyinfinitive June 16, 2014

bruise-cut

A bruise with a cut on top of it. It may or may not bleed. This particular injury is usually associated with core sports activity.

<a man skateboarding falls> Dude what you'd get... a bruise-cut?

by Jorden Elliott May 4, 2008

junk bruise

the sore spot (sometimes a bruise) caused by the thwapping of the male genitalia against either the thigh or its components.

I went streaking last night and got some major junk bruise.

by gingertonic March 15, 2011