Those bruises on your body that happened in the heat of the moment. You don't even know that they're there until your coworker on Monday morning says "Oh my god, what happened to your arms".
Friend says: "how'd you get all those fingerprint bruises?"
Friend of the friend says: "By having the time of my life!!!!"
Friend of the friend says: "By having the time of my life!!!!"
by Quimmy650 August 22, 2009
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So-called "love bruises" are typically the result of physical abuse. The victim is often shamed into thinking that the bruises are their fault. The victim make try to explain away the bruises by making them out to be an act of love. This is not healthy.
Often the physical abuse is preceded by emotional abuse and attempts to control or manipulate the victim, e.g. name-calling, telling him or her who they can be friends with, disabling the victim's vehicle to prevent them from leaving, etc.
Not the same as a love bite.
Often the physical abuse is preceded by emotional abuse and attempts to control or manipulate the victim, e.g. name-calling, telling him or her who they can be friends with, disabling the victim's vehicle to prevent them from leaving, etc.
Not the same as a love bite.
After loosing her virginity to Edward Cullen in the "Breaking Dawn" book, Bella woke up with so many bruises that she started trying to figure out which ones would be the hardest to hide. This is not a Good Thing.
Twitard: "omg sparkle vampires iz so hawt! Edward can bite my pillows, break my headboard, and bruise my body any day!! They r just love bruises and it proves how much he loves her!!11!!1"
Twitard T-Shirt: "Bruises are love.... share the love!"
Me: *punches the Twitard in the face* "Just sharing the love"
Smart Person: "Bruises are not love. Love is respect."
Twitard: "omg sparkle vampires iz so hawt! Edward can bite my pillows, break my headboard, and bruise my body any day!! They r just love bruises and it proves how much he loves her!!11!!1"
Twitard T-Shirt: "Bruises are love.... share the love!"
Me: *punches the Twitard in the face* "Just sharing the love"
Smart Person: "Bruises are not love. Love is respect."
by Bella Is Not a Good Role Model March 3, 2011
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by Dwreck November 14, 2018
Get the willy bruises mug.It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.
George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.
(he = Dream)
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.
(he = Dream)
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"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"
by jayhey7 April 15, 2014
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"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"
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