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Bowel-Like Movement

An experience or thing that looks and feels just like taking a crap.
Dude, That protest was so stupid, it was a Bowel-Like Movement (BLM) for sure!
by Tacobaxter October 31, 2020
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Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.
Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.
by quagblar December 8, 2013
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precipitous bowel syndrome

A condition characterized by an inability to detect the need to poop before the situation reaches crisis proportions
Mike was banned from all theatres in the city of Chicago because he suffered Precipitous Bowel Syndrome and would often interrupt performances by leaping from his seat and rushing to the bathroom. The final straw, however, was the day that, enraptured by the performance, he failed to take note of the warning signs and consequently sullied his seat.
by Jasper Obama, M.D. July 15, 2004
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Bowel Movement

The discharge of waste matter from the large intestine; defecation. In other words, taking a shit.
My mom calls me at work to check if I had a healthy bowel movement.
by Wolowitz' Mother December 30, 2011
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bronely

1. The emotion a bro feels when he spends too much time without other bros.

2. When a bro gets dissed by his bro-ho and he's all solo.
Ex 1)
Biff: <calls Todd> Hey bro, I'm at this party in the OC and I'm like, the only guy here in a Famous Stars and Straps shirt and a lifted truck. I feel so bronely!

Todd: Ah brah, man...that sucks! You should come back to the 909 and hang with the Skin Industries crew!

Ex 2)

Buffy: <calls Biff> Biff, I found a better bro with a higher lift on his bro-6 F-150. I'm leaving you for him.

Biff: WHAAAAT? You can't leave me Buffy, I'll be bronely!
by Kelly Miret December 1, 2006
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Bowelcano

When something you've eaten gives you lava-like shits that erupt with volcanic force, turning your innards into a Bowelcano!
Hey, Mel, how did you like that meatloaf I made for you?

It was good, Geri, but whatever you put in it turned me into an bowelcano!
by melosborne August 2, 2006
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Jingle Bowels

Gastrointestinal woes following a night of holiday overindulgence
Someone spiked the eggnog and Justin spent copious porcelain time after waking up with a wicked case of the Jingle Bowels.
by JROA December 11, 2008
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