Gentlemanly Bostonian Fuck

A sexual encounter, typically in public and typically between two males, wherein the couple frot (rub) against each other until one or both of the parties reach orgasm. Mutual hand Jobs are also acceptable, as long as the majority of the clothes stay on, the encounter happens in a secluded public place. Named after Boston, 'cause, really, what else are you gonna do there besides fuck and go to sporting events?

Gentleman A: I do say Wilberforce, you're looking rather dashing this evening

Gentleman B: Thank you Chauncey old bean, but it seems I have a rather urgent tumescence in my breeches, could I interest you in a Gentlemanly Bostonian Fuck?

Gentleman A: Why Wilberforce, that sounds smashing. Shall we rendezvous behind the azalea bushes? Wouldn't want the Mrs. to see, what?

Gentleman B: Topping, old bean, simply topping.

by Cushion da straight upholstery May 10, 2011

Bronsonian

When you squint your eyes and talk through your teeth with a tough, yet nasally tone, ala Charles Bronson.

An example of Bronsonian speak:

Bronson Child: Hey ma, I want some cookies!
Bronson Mom: No dice.
Bronson Child: Dis ain't ovah.

by saulgoode42 January 16, 2008

bosconian

Most Ass-kicking game made by Namco in 1981. Fight Russians in outer space and blow up their hexagonal green space stations. Best opening soundtrack ever in video game history.

Man my eyes are so fucking red, I just beat the first 250 levels of Bosconian.

The polyphonic beeps of Bosconian haunt my dreams...

by LordNocturne December 31, 2007

Bostonian

An arrogant, provincial person who never says "Please" or "Thank you" under any circumstances

When approaching the counter at a Dunkin' Donuts (a Boston-based coffee/donut fast food chain with extremely disgusting coffee that all Bostonians think is "wicked awesome"), they will say either "Gimme a cawffee" or "I need a cawffee." That will be the end of their dialogue, as they slam their money down, take their change, and greedily start sucking on their "cawfee" without even so much as looking at the person serving them.

by Cheltonian September 15, 2013

Bostonian

Kick ass kids that talk with a boston accent and have seen movies such as the "Departed". These people eat, sleep, drink (alcohol), and listen to dropkick murphies. These people are the true americans of this world.

Bostonian is the way to be ya cock suckah

by Matt Flannigan April 12, 2008

Boxtonians

Boxtonians are phrases that are so corny you die inside. These phrases might be used by drake or disney sitcoms that are horribly unfunny. Phrases like "AWKWARRRRRRRD!" or "that escalated quickly!" "well that just happened!"

People using boxtonians unironically are found to be extremely stupid

by Neardead_ February 21, 2022

Bostonian

Someone who grew up around or in Boston and is proud of it. They know each and every way around town and are die hard sports fans and hate New York. They dont pronounce the letter : "R" and live for their city. The term "wicked pissah" hasnt been used in YEARS as well, just to let everyone know.

That bostonian has the coolest accent, and he loves his city A LOT.

by district02128 June 16, 2010