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off the brorometer

When a bromance is so intense it becomes gay.
Vicki: Wow, Fred and Roger are holding hands!
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.
by bromanceLover69 September 21, 2009
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Brorrow

v. bror·rowed, bror·row·ing, bror·rows

To obtain or receive (something from your bro) on loan with the promise or understanding of returning it or its equivalent.
Tyler: Are there any more tacos?
Alex: Nah, but you can brorrow mine.
by alexaldana September 11, 2012
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Brodeo Drive

"We were in HB yesterday and decided to go hit up this cute shop on Main Street... I had no idea we were shopping on Brodeo Drive...it was like a parade of douchebags in raised trucks sporting Metal Mulisha stickers."
by damnabledame October 2, 2007
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Brogeoisie

Bros whose assured financial security and first-class education does not stop them from shouting, drinking, partying and mixing with mere peasants. It appears that the social isolation common in bourgeoisie life is the main reason for bourgeoisie forcing themselves to take on this abrasive personality. However, the cultured sensibilities and affluent tastes embedded in their character by years of elitist propaganda is too difficult to hide, so brogeoisie are easy to detect for anyone with a good brodar.
Brogeoisie #1: Naw dude you shoulda seen it man, the fight at that party was like an Aristotelian tragedy, it was like Aeschylus's Agamemnon was being acted out right in front of my fucking face dude.

Bro: Uh.. who the hells Ayskulus..?

Brogeoisie #2: Um..ahemm... he means yeah dude it was fucking sweet that asshole got knocked the fuck out, I was about to jump on him but I had a complete moment of catharsis

Captain Brodar: Stop there impostors! No true bros have such an elite sense of Ancient Greek tragedy! You must be brogeoisie!

Brogeoisie #1: Damn it, they found us out, quick Horatio, back to Leaf Links golf club, I think i left my Cheetah's lights on.
by Mahavishnu August 17, 2014
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Bromeostasis

Using the body heat of a bro to regulate one's temperature.
I just can't stay warm by myself in winter, so I have to use bromeostasis.
by SwagCitySuperstar March 6, 2015
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broroski

A combination of broski and bro. Used when you need a little something more than either of those words. Often used with a close friend.
Al: Bro I have something to tell you about
Gabe: Not now man, I'm busy.
Al: Broroski, listen
Gabe: (now knows it's serious) Sorry, I'm listening now.
Al: I'm pregnant
Gabe: WHAT? How?
Al: Turns out I have a uterus in my ass.
Gabe: Dude that's crazy.
Al: I hope you're ready to be a dad ;).
by furwhore January 21, 2022
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BOREophyll

the key word in an important phrase you should exclaim when anyone says anything in relation to chlorophyll.

phrase originates from Billy Madison
Professor Science: turn to page 207 in your text books to start the chapter on chlorophyll.

Student: Chlorophyll?...more like BOREophyll!
by Ryan and Jeremy March 31, 2008
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