brooking it

to brooke it - i.e. to voraciously perform fellatio on a hopelessly flaccid member.
brooke it, brookin', brooked

"she brooked it"
"she didnt just suck my dick, she tried to perform cpr on it - straight brooking it"
"i donno if this is gonna happen baby, my dick is brooken"
"i drank 10 beers and did coke baby, it's brookin"
brooke

by shania fuckanigga November 18, 2011

Keith Brooking

1. Atlanta Falcons Middle Linebacker.
2. Former Georgia Tech Linebacker.

Keith Brooking deserves more respect as one of the best in the league.

by Seye November 23, 2003

Brooking

Made popular by the anime series "One Piece" Brooking is when a person makes a joke or statement involving a specific subject matter that is generally opposed to the regular subject matter. (Another word related to irony though usually used in a comical way or way to bring Joy and or happiness to others.

1.You are the most beautiful thing my eyes have ever seen...(though he's a skeleton and Skeletons do not have eyes)

2. It's been so long since I've eaten anything. (ALTHOUGH I HAVE NO STOMACH! I'M A SKELETON!!! YOHOHOHO!!)

3. I will protect my friends! Even if it costs me my life...Oh, wait. I'm already--*blown away by Kuma*

First guy :That chick is Hot!
Second guy:dude your gay stop brooking around and get back to work.

by Kingicehunter October 20, 2015

Brooking around

A word commonly used amount friends to describe hanging out and doing nothing.

brooking around is another Wayne saying hanging out. Mate I have homework but I’ll brook around for a bit longer.

by Bigboss4873 November 11, 2019

rectal brooming

To take an object (broom handle, flashlight, Oscar Award, etc) and forcibly apply it against a person's anus with the intent to humiliate that person. Recipient may/may not be fully clothed at time of "brooming".

"Stop being such a baby, man. It's not like your mom was raped... it was just some innocent rectal brooming."

by FarkSpazz July 28, 2008

Brooping

Brooping is brushing while you take a poop. We do it because 1. We are in a hurry
2. It is a more comfortable form of brushing teeth.

Skills required: 1. Accurate spitting through the hole between your legs and into the toilet seat. 2. Remembering which hand holds the toothbrush and which holds the TP.

BRO1: Yo Brosizzle, how come your cock tastes like toothpaste?
BRO2: Well Brosuff, I was brooping like ten minutes ago and I totally spit toothpaste all over my dick!

by Pi2nkSti1nk May 7, 2011

Brooming

The act of shoving a broom(or any long object) up somebodies anus. Typically done to cause pain. Causes blood from the large intestine to appear on the broom when taken out

Yo, I Was brooming that guy so bad I could get the broom out of his butt.

by StrikerRamses March 20, 2019