bromatin

The stuff in a man's DNA that allows him to share information surreptitiously with other males.

EXAMPLE 1:
Guy 1 to Guy 2: That was a nice space to get out in.

(intrinsically implying that in the past few moments a guy could have scratched, worked out, or rested his eyes)

Guy 2 to Guy 1; Yep.

(he's pretty much indifferent when it comes to all that stuff but agrees it could have all happened.)

Girl in the Back Seat: Are you guys talking about sex? I don't have BROMATIN like you.

EXAMPLE 2:

A lady is easily fooled into thinking a man is simple to understand, but a female can't help but be misguided due the the presence of BROMATIN on his Y chromosome.

by Ace Tea January 23, 2014

bromate

a complex intimate relationship between two men of any sexuality, abolishing any divisions between brotherhood and companionship.

guy 1: those guys are tight... they gay or something?

guy 2: nah, shad and kain are bromates for life.

guy 1: ahh... i'm totally jel.

by kain mcleod April 3, 2008

brometheus

An ancient Greek bro.

Yo brometheus, lets chill later.

by RidersofBrohan December 12, 2009

Bromathy

This is a form of sympathy which can only be elicited from or received voluntarily from a bro. This sympathy, whether solicited or offered freely is always in connection with you or one of your bros being unwillingly dragged to some "chick event".

While unwillingly sitting in a Kenny G concert because your GF insisted she wanted to go, you text your bros for a little bromathy: "Dudes! I'm being held captive by my GF at a Kenny G Concert (or some random chick flick, or some romance novel signing event) and I think I'm gonna hurl ... I need a little bromathy."

by Windsearcher August 26, 2010

Bromentia

A man who stubbornly refuses to age and evolve despite his wrinkled face and sagging nutsack betraying his youthful clothing, bro speak, and hitting the bar scene nightly. Often a motorcycle is his transportation of choice. Sunglasses are always on as they hide the crow's feet.

The Situation is clearly showing the early stages of Bromentia

by H0oHa April 3, 2011

bromato

a tomato that you have become amazing friends with and begin to have a bromance with.

that kid has been playing catch with his bromato all day.

by calebm52 June 7, 2011

Bromate

1. Like soulmate but with two dudes

2. Two dudes destined to spend their lives not boning each other but hanging out like champions regardless

Dude we're like... we're like bromates. Like I don't want to bone you dude, but I'll tease your hair, I mean fuck it, we're bromates.

by Maximus Decimus Merbrodius January 23, 2013