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brochitis

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.
Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.
by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008
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Brochunga

The status of being super fucking high.
Dude i was so fucking brochunga last night it made me think the walls were melting
by james.w March 3, 2009
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Broshing

Freaking out in an uncontrollable neurotic ADHD manner similar to Hyperbole and a Half author Allie Brosh.
I threw my socks in the hamper and they wound up under my underwear and I wondered if they were judging me for that...then I realized I was just Broshing.
by CriminallyVu1gar December 1, 2010
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Brochilling

The act of sticking a man's penis into another man's asshole and staying locked in the position for an amount of time varying on how much you two are bros.

Rules:
{The whole goal is to not be gay in doing the act, thus:}
There are only 2 positions: cowboy and reverse cowboy.
If you look into the other dudes eyes in the cowboy position, it is gay.
If you make a thrusting or any type of action in the lower abdomen, it is gay.
If you climax, it is gay. (pre-seminal fluids don't count)
If you talk to each other, it is not gay, unless you bitch or do something woman-like.
If you exchange love notes, it is gay.
If money exchanges hands, it is not gay under any circumstance.
Being a dedicated misogynist is encouraged.
Being a fag is accepted only if he does not break the rules.
Bro-rape is discouraged. To prevent this, use lubricant or vasoline for easier and less sore-enabling brochilling.
Dude, I think we need to brochill right now. I'm really depressed.

Brochilling's not gay bromo!
by anonymous98573 September 29, 2011
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Brocking

To absolutely obliterate your teammates in league with flame. Particularly useful vs. Katarina's.
"You actually fucking ruined it. You made me miss my ult"

"Woah, dude, why are you brocking me?"
by KatarinaBrockedByLouBrock December 23, 2018
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brocking

brocking, what people do to drum and bass music.
ie compare with 'stomping' and hardcore (rave) music.

it is not a style of dancing.
the ravers were brocking to the sounds of Andy C.
by junglist a. April 28, 2006
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[Brochick]

A Brochick is a girl who hangs out with mostly guys. She may threaten them playfully and can even horse around with them without acting like a total girl.

A girl who can hold her own weight around the guys... though the guys care for her too much and wouldn't let her.

A fun chick who knows how to have a good time with a group of guys in a nonsexual way.
Ronny: "Damn, Marsha, you're my Brochick. I love you to death."

"You know that saying "Bro's before ho's"? Well, you're my bra..."
by Mellow0417 March 1, 2009
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