broccoli

broccoli is something you say when you don't know what else to say .

Person1: I love you.
Person2: Broccoli

Person1: How does my hair look?
Person2: Broccoli.

Person1: What's the answer to number 42?
Person2: BROCCOLI !

by BLONDIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE May 16, 2011

Broccoli

An Australian $100 dollar note.

Kid: Cool! I got a broccoli for my birthday!
Bully: Ha, You got a bad present.
Kid: I mean a 100 dollar note you stupid idiot.

by Chieffirefigher November 30, 2020

Broccoli

WHY WERE YOU LOOKING UP BROCCOLI HOW BORED ARE YOU

I hate broccoli

by Commander Cat August 20, 2023

Broccoli

The interim stage between seeing someone and being a gf/bf.

She ain’t some hoe, she’s my broccoli

by Ms_lee November 1, 2020

broccoli

that friends mum that always makes us eat broccoli

EAT YOUR BROCCOLI

by amberpoop November 20, 2020

Broccoli

Term used mostly by online gamers to express their skill in a videogame.

*Gamer gets a headshot*
Gamer: Oooooh call me broccoli, CAUSE IM NASTY!

by Try to Catch me May 20, 2008

Broccoli

One who is constantly making people do things they don't want to do.

Billy: "Really officer he made me do it! He's a broccoli!"
Officer: "I see"

by grizzlychicken November 15, 2004