britney spears

More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.

Britney can't compensate her fake personality with just being hot.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004

Britney Spears

The QUEEN OF POP. The one who is in control of all and everything. She runs the world to no end.

Britney Spears is the top rated celebrity in the world.

by TylerSpears September 20, 2011

Britney Spears

A really good singer who went off the rails for a couple months, but she came back stronger than ever. Britney is pretty and a good person who got screwed in her music contracts, she's an amazing person though and people appreciate her or should.

Wow Britney Spears is such a good singer I wish we were friends.

by Reallyrealdeal March 31, 2020

Britney Speared

noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis

"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"

"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"

by badugah February 21, 2009

Britney Spears

See Plastic, Barbie, And/or Satan

Britney Spears is 50% plastic, 80% computer generated, and 100% evil

by yo mamma March 12, 2004

Britney Spears

Used to be considered "one of the hottest women in the world," but is now known to be "someone's fat mom."

Man #1: Did you see that kid's fat mom? Ew.

Man #2: Dude, that was Britney Spears.

by Noshemalenocry November 5, 2006

Britney Spears

Someone whose next career move is to star on cakefarts.com

Britney Spears is so lame, the only way for her to succeed is to audition for cakefarts.com and fart on a cake

by Schongerberger October 20, 2008