Brexit Dividend

An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.

Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.

by Simenski June 18, 2018

Brexit

Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership

What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!

by Nevergoingtohappen November 14, 2018

Brexit

The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified for the uninformed.

*seing something that doesn't make sense*
*rolling eyes*
"Oh, that's a total Brexit."

by L'Agneau January 27, 2019

Brexit

The latest word for confusion

Guy: What is the meaning of life? Am I real? Are you even real?
Me: I am Brexit right now

by Flash Slash April 2, 2019

Brexiterd

Someone who voted leave EU then search what EU means afterwards

Because of too many Brexiterds, they left EU.

by The agar \_/ BACFORD June 29, 2016

BREXIT

Leaving while still eating breakast

Nosey cunt: there's Amy at the bus stop eating her breakfast Nosey Cunts Husband: leave her alone she has voted to Brexit this morning. Come away from the window you nosey cunt

Amy: look over there that Nosey cunt is watching me Brexit

Bus stop: ignore her and enjoy your Brexit

by Baggy trousers May 2, 2019

Doing the Brexit

Making others aware you're going to leave a party and ending up staying a lot longer than expected. The opposite of a french exit.

A: Did Taylor say goodbye to you as well? I swear he was still around 3 hours later.

B: Yeah. He was doing the brexit.

by J. Mentos March 29, 2019