by imaeatsocks March 05, 2020
listen, if your watching Brazzer's you've got time on your hands or your in class looking to get wet or hard
by sugardaddy69milf April 30, 2019
by DJ Matteo November 21, 2007
by Emeraldqueen December 16, 2019
(Your caught in a pickle, And I mean it.) - RowleyOpeu
The best time of your life. You just got out of an hot-ass shower, and your on your way to masturbate on Pornhub.com (Lame!)
Now see, Bradley is looking and digging real hard for that new Lily Lane video..
Until his dad texts him an odd text message, "Nice tits, Milady."
Now Bradley wants to find out who exactly that Lady' is.
He quickly exposes his dad, and says he'll snitch on him.
As any dumbass- down bad dad would say, " I'll give you anything"
(Simp, I say, S-HI"MP)
But back to the story, Bradley puts everything on his amazon wishlist...
5 Toy Vaginas
New Nintendo Switch
A trip to India
Meet and greet with Lana Rhoades
And at the deep end..
A BRAZZER SUPSCRIPTON!!!!!!
The best time of your life. You just got out of an hot-ass shower, and your on your way to masturbate on Pornhub.com (Lame!)
Now see, Bradley is looking and digging real hard for that new Lily Lane video..
Until his dad texts him an odd text message, "Nice tits, Milady."
Now Bradley wants to find out who exactly that Lady' is.
He quickly exposes his dad, and says he'll snitch on him.
As any dumbass- down bad dad would say, " I'll give you anything"
(Simp, I say, S-HI"MP)
But back to the story, Bradley puts everything on his amazon wishlist...
5 Toy Vaginas
New Nintendo Switch
A trip to India
Meet and greet with Lana Rhoades
And at the deep end..
A BRAZZER SUPSCRIPTON!!!!!!
iMessage
Dad - Hey Patricia, nice tits!
Son- This is your son, Bradley?
Dad - I'll give you anything!
Son - The new Adidas, a Tesla, and a..
5 month Brazzers Subscripton.
Dad - Hey Patricia, nice tits!
Son- This is your son, Bradley?
Dad - I'll give you anything!
Son - The new Adidas, a Tesla, and a..
5 month Brazzers Subscripton.
by RowleyOpeu September 05, 2021
by Blak Mk September 06, 2015
by Björn. November 27, 2020