brapple

the most underrated mixed drink of all time. mix some brandy with some apple juice. the shorter form, BRAP, is also acceptable.

last night I was drinkin hella braps til six in the morning. when I woke up today I found a live mini horse in the back seat of my pontiac aztek. and it was drinking the rest of my brap!

what's the haps on the braps?

Brapple: Pounded with Goodness

"brapple...drank" - Kendrick Lamar

by captainkrunk July 13, 2013

Brappers

A code word for a nice fat ass

Bryce Dallas Howard has some succulent brappers

by everybodyloveschris July 17, 2018

Brapist

Informal
noun
1.
A person or persons who have a fetish for a braphog or braphogs

Braphog refers to a fat and typically imagined as being flatulent woman.

"He is a brapist, as he likes to masturbate to braphogs"

by Grimblewalt June 16, 2018

Brampton Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.

Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.

by Mantaztik March 31, 2009

Crappo Bappo

An ancient martial art developed in the spring of 2011 that involves distracting your opponent by pretending to do something with your left hand, while simultaneously punching them in the dick with your right.

"Oh look, I'm pretending to put this book away on a reeeeally high shelf and- CRAPPO BAPPO!!!!"

by Nytmare696 September 20, 2011

Blapples

From the comedy "The Promotion" starring Seann William Scott and John C. Reilly. Some black apples in the bunch...

Richard Wehlner: Oh, don't worry about it...it was just some black apples...

Black guy: Black apples?

Wehlner: I said bad ones? I meant blat, blatch...blapples.

by xxjudexx January 27, 2010

brapcrap

The perfect mix of air and poop that when being expelled sounds like hitting the throttle on a really nice 2 stroke bike.

“Bro I thought you were watching my MX highlights in there cause that was one mean brapcrap”

by chHAad January 1, 2021