Brostein

One who has been accepted into the brotherhood of Feldstein.

My best bud Evan is a Brostein.

"Whats up Brostein"

by J3WMANJI OF FELDSTEIN September 1, 2009

bernsteining the clutch

Synonym for double-clutching.

Named after the famous American composer Leonard Bernstein because of his affinity for manual Italian sports convertibles which needed to be double clutched.

Named by Click and Clack from Car Talk on NPR.

Dude, why are you pushing the clutch in twice?
Haven't you heard? I'm bernsteining the clutch just like Leonard Bernsetin!

by Miguel de Cervantes September 24, 2009

Pull a Bernstein

obvious, bait

To ask a really obvious question, or a question that can easily be answered by looking on Google.

"What does bait mean?"
"Ah man, did u just pull a Bernstein?"

by JThemDigital June 24, 2020

Basteing

Running around with a turkey baster filled with your brothers semen while trying to impregnate your girlfriend. Oh, two lesbians usually do this. That last part was kinda important.

"If you ever see someone running around basteing things, and its not thanksgiving, just run."

by lil pga pro 1 March 27, 2009

Crash and Bernstein

Probably the worst kids show next to Dora The Explorer. You have this really annoying kid, who complains about not having a brother, so he goes to build-a-bestie (WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?) and makes this puppet thing, who becomes the star of the show pretty much, and he is even more annoying than the kid. They think they're so cool, when really they're some of the lamest kids I've ever seen. Don't even get me started on the sisters. They're really annoying too, especially the older one. The theme song of this show is show stupid and it doesn't even make any sense! I just want to go through the TV screen and kick the puppet thing. The show is complete rubbish. My gosh, it's even worse than Dora, and that's saying ALOT!

Crash: I'm telling you Bernstein, the ladies will love that you have a puppet as a friend. ;)
Berinstein: Oh really? Okay, let's go talk to Dora! :)
Dora: What the hell? Is that little kid with the gay purple puppet coming over here to talk to us?
Boots and Dora's other stupid friends: Let's get away from these gay weirdos!

Even DORA hates Crash and Bernstein!

by DobbyTheFreeElf February 6, 2013

Bransen

Bransen is a very outgoing jock. Normally very good at sports. He’s has very good manners but he can act up at some times too. His friends are jealous of him but they don’t show it. Bransen is a very good boyfriend when he has deep feelings for you. But if your just a rebound or a girl that he’s dating in the moment he’ll mess with other girls. If he has deep feelings for you he’ll make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Bransen is a womanizer.

“Bransen is so cute!”

by laseeboy February 25, 2019

carrie brownstein

verisimilitude

carrie brownstein won’t shut up about verisimilitude

by nick foster jokes September 17, 2021