A very large house-centipede, who typically lives in basements and feeds on spare bread crumbs. Brads LOVE to party, and just hang out! They have very long legs, and brown hair. They can be fun-loving and kind, but don't get on their bad side! Brads are known to infect their enemies with fibromyalgia.
"Hey! Look! there goes Brad!"
"Oh no, I saw a Brad the other night"
Doctor: "I think you may have a condition called fibromyalgia.."
Patient: "I never should have crossed that Brad!"
"Oh no, I saw a Brad the other night"
Doctor: "I think you may have a condition called fibromyalgia.."
Patient: "I never should have crossed that Brad!"
by fibromyalgiagirl February 05, 2010
A Brad is a guy who loves sex with men. He really can’t get enough of it. He has Friday night Mouth Fuck parties. He is also known as “red rocket” because his little red rocket gets hard when getting plowed by large cock (he prefers 9+ Inches) and he screams “red rocket, red rocket”!
During last week alone, Brad added 23 additional men to his “little black book”, including 11 that met his cock length preference. One special entry was named “Dan the Cheeseman”, but had an asterisk meaning under 3 inches.
by BoogieBats December 03, 2020
a bro dad; someone who is neither your biological father nor brother, but who cares for you in a brotherly way at a fatherly age. A relationship similar to fatherhood and brotherhood but realistically neither.
You: "Wow, he gives such good advice."
Friend: -in a taunting manner- "What is he, your dad or something?!"
You: "Nah man, he's my Brad. There whenever I need him, with the informality of a brother and the wise perspective of a father."
Friend: "Damn, I wish I had a Brad."
Friend: -in a taunting manner- "What is he, your dad or something?!"
You: "Nah man, he's my Brad. There whenever I need him, with the informality of a brother and the wise perspective of a father."
Friend: "Damn, I wish I had a Brad."
by Dadmirer123 October 29, 2013
Sometimes nice but can be very cocky. A Brad is usually very athletic and plays lots of sports usually football or basketball. Brads have a temper but always come out of it. Brads are sweet and some play the guitar really well. Brads also have siblings.
Oh Brad! <3
by Swish2332 December 28, 2011
A guy who is unpredictable, loud, and politically incorrect. Most find him to be both obnoxious and irresistibly charming. Term mostly used in the central coast of California, USA.
by Houdicat February 05, 2010
a boy who is known for wearing a cap. He will always ask why you aren't happy and will then force you to smile (uncomfortably). Has roid outbursts when questioned about what sports he likes. He has his reasons for everything.
Person: why don't you like soccer?
Brad: YOU HAVE YOUR REASONS WHY YOU DON'T LIKE CRICKET, I HAVE MY REASONS FOR SOCCER..AAAAAH
Brad: YOU HAVE YOUR REASONS WHY YOU DON'T LIKE CRICKET, I HAVE MY REASONS FOR SOCCER..AAAAAH
by clsciv April 14, 2011