Brad 

The only person who can successfully flush an African toilet in a hotel room.

Zane: The toilet's clogged again! Brad: Let me get it *flush* Zane: Damnit Brad!

Brad by Chvympla67 June 20, 2010

Brad 

(Verb) To attempt to screw someone by offering them a highly disadvantageous exchange.

Yo dawg, I'm going to brad this guy by offering him $50 for his brand new Ferrari.

Would I be brading you if I offered you an RB3 for your QB1?

Brad by Notch Johnson Esquire October 3, 2012

Brad 

An amazing guy who is sweet, funny, and kind. He is loyal and fun, a great best friend. A Brad is understanding and patient, and will tend to be easygoing. He does not get upset or angry easily. Brads love to dance, and they usually take every opportunity to do so. Brads love guitar and often have good singing voices as well. They also tend to like soccer the best of all the sports, but often have the opinion that playing sports is better than watching sports. They are romantic and chivalrous and make the women in their lives feel special, loved, protected, and cared for. Brads usually like and/or are obsessed with lemonade. Brads sometimes have funny quirks such as talking to fans in public locations.

Girl: "Awww that is the sweetest guy in the whole world! He must be a Brad ^_^ <3<3"

Brad by someone ^_^ April 26, 2011

Brad 

Brad is the name of a really awesome person, he is probly from a small town that nobody has heard of.. like Adel, GA and likes to get drink and hang with his clique.

O shit.. act like a G, Brad is comin!

Brad by JBWebb February 20, 2009

Brad 

is a cunt

you knowBrad?
Yes?
Hes a cunt

Brad by brad is a cunt March 5, 2016

Brad 

A very large house-centipede, who typically lives in basements and feeds on spare bread crumbs. Brads LOVE to party, and just hang out! They have very long legs, and brown hair. They can be fun-loving and kind, but don't get on their bad side! Brads are known to infect their enemies with fibromyalgia.

"Hey! Look! there goes Brad!"

"Oh no, I saw a Brad the other night"

Doctor: "I think you may have a condition called fibromyalgia.."
Patient: "I never should have crossed that Brad!"

Brad by fibromyalgiagirl February 5, 2010

Brad 

A Brad is a guy who loves sex with men. He really can’t get enough of it. He has Friday night Mouth Fuck parties. He is also known as “red rocket” because his little red rocket gets hard when getting plowed by large cock (he prefers 9+ Inches) and he screams “red rocket, red rocket”!

During last week alone, Brad added 23 additional men to his “little black book”, including 11 that met his cock length preference. One special entry was named “Dan the Cheeseman”, but had an asterisk meaning under 3 inches.

Brad by BoogieBats December 3, 2020