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Boulder

Boulder has recently been named the healthiest city in the United States of America. This is because the residents of Boulder, CO realize how lucky they are to be able-bodied humans and take advantage of their youth. Boulder is located at the foothills of the Rocky Mountains, giving the students a breath-taking view of the famous flatirons.
The University of Colorado at Boulder is known for its prestigious academics and world-famous professors. The students at CU are also well-known for their activism. CU Boulder is the most green college campus in the United States, therefore making this world a better place to live in.
To outsiders (mostly pissed-off Republicans), Boulder appears to be a 'hippie infested' city. It is more important to look at the facts: While the greater population of Boulder regularly smokes marijuana, they are still the most fit and sane people in the US.

Boulder, CO could possibly be the best college campus on the west side of the Mississippi River.
Also, it is important to remember that the University of Colorado at Boulder is the most difficult public college to be accepted into in the state of Colorado. So, when someone disses this beautiful city, it is likely that they were rejected from the University and ended up at CSU or UNC.
Person 1: What's one thing that CU and CSU students have in common?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: They all got accepted to CSU.

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Person 1: I am so glad we have CSU...

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: They've been keeping all the ugly girls out of Boulder since 1879!!
by healthyactiveyouth December 4, 2010
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boulderer

One who rockclimbs stictly or mainly on boulders.
I consider myself mainly a boulderer. Mostly because the rope can become very limiting so my psyche.
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
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bouldering

A sexual act involving the passing of fecal matter between two or more peoples mouths.
Dude, I totally went bouldering with this chick last night.
by eatatomato February 9, 2010
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boulder

1.) Big Jugs
2.) Oddball town in Colorado
We went into Boulder and were greeted by some ultra-modern hippies driving Subarus and wearing Birkenstocks, and what was really weird was they had bongos.
by John Denver July 16, 2003
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Boulder

1. a large rock.
2. A town in Colorado, where the band 3oh!3 is from.
You's a punk bitch if you don't know about Boulder.
by gjsurjhn July 13, 2011
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Boulder

College town in Colorado that in recent years has become a commuter parking lot due to a housing jobs imbalance. The homes crossed the million dollar mark and there are tons of cars inbound daily and the infrastructure can’t handle the load of cars everywhere
On the weekends Boulder is dead, but first thing Monday mornings Foothills Parkway is clogged and so is Us-36 and Diagonal Highway.
by Phoenix Simon September 23, 2019
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Bouldered.

"Bro, your stoned oi!"

"Naaah geee. I'm not just stoned, im BOULDERED."
by Taimana12 September 20, 2009
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