Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

bonerfuse

A Confused Boner

Why is it that I am having a bonerfuse over a down syndrome patient?

by bonerfused July 27, 2016

Bonerfingers

The act of performing "spirit fingers" in front of your crotch while exclaiming "BONER FINGAHS!" can be used as a method of saying hello, or describing something as awesome.

Person a: oh bonerfingers.
Person b: whats up man.

example 2-

person a: man last night was serious bonerfingers

person b: yeah it was the best party ever

by B Shady October 19, 2008

tropical bonerfish

A fearsome killer fish, equally feared as the legendary Kraken. Known for ripping apart ships with its appendage that oddly resembles a boner. In the act of reproduction, the female tropical vajayjay fish always dies.

The tropical bonerfish is the reason why I'm not a sailor.

by somethinglike-fire.tumblr.com August 13, 2012

boaterface

1. a stereotypical asian face with many exaggerated features
such as (but not limited to):
strong facial bone structure
large distance between eyes
irregular smile
etc.

2. slurred form of about-her-face

Darrel: "Wassup homie you see dat fine ass girl?"
Scott: "Oh man don't fool with her... She's got the boaterface."

Dan: "I can't believe I made out with Tina last night..."
Andy: "Yeah.. You should hate everything boaterface."

by Jryzzle July 28, 2006

Bonerfying

Adj: 1. The ability to give one a boner, especially if that object is purple rimmed glasses.
2. The ability to be as hot as Sam.

Cameron looked at Sam "Wow Sam, Bonerfying glasses!"

by Samantha Cameron February 1, 2009

bonerfold

When there is a fold around the crotch area of your pants giving the illusion that you have a boner.

Caused by inadequate or improper ironing. Often happens when sitting down.

John: Hey, I didn't know this train ride turned you on.

Bob: Sorry man, just got a bonerfold.

by Scarface89 August 31, 2012