Combo of Bored, and Horny, typically denotes a mindset of "I could masterbate, but i also just want something to do..."
by Vilvo2.0 June 27, 2019

by I wanna die pls June 26, 2018

When something is so boring, that the boringness of the thing makes it funny.
"Bor"ing + fun"ny" = borny
"Bor"ing + fun"ny" = borny
by xx.DeeDee.xx January 4, 2008

Borny (bohr-nee). adj.
1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."
2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated
3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).
4. Anticipating sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.
1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."
2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated
3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).
4. Anticipating sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.
I'm feeling pretty borny: I did nothing but look at porn all day. I wish I had more female friends.
Man, Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't returning my calls. Nows she's left me disgruntled and borny.
Man, Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't returning my calls. Nows she's left me disgruntled and borny.
by Dick Rex, P.I. January 18, 2008

"Man, last night sucked, Tara was supposed to come over last night but she left me hangin', i was just sitting there borny as hell."
by The Midget January 15, 2005

by Jack Random April 12, 2006
