Borny

Ohmy gawwwd I'm so borny tonight!
by fuckyeahfuckthis March 31, 2011
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Combo of Bored, and Horny, typically denotes a mindset of "I could masterbate, but i also just want something to do..."
Joe: What are you up to, mike?
Mike: Idk, feeling kinda borny, whatta you wanna do?
by Vilvo2.0 June 27, 2019
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When you’re bored and horny
Boy: “I’m borny
Girl: “please don’t text this number again”
by I wanna die pls June 26, 2018
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When something is so boring, that the boringness of the thing makes it funny.

"Bor"ing + fun"ny" = borny
This movie is so borny.: It is so boring that i started laughing from how boring it was.
by xx.DeeDee.xx December 12, 2007
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Borny (bohr-nee). adj.

1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."

2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated

3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).

4. Anticipating sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.
I'm feeling pretty borny: I did nothing but look at porn all day. I wish I had more female friends.

Man, Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't returning my calls. Nows she's left me disgruntled and borny.

by Dick Rex, P.I. January 16, 2008
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The state of being bored and horny, usually occurs when somebody is alone
"Man, last night sucked, Tara was supposed to come over last night but she left me hangin', i was just sitting there borny as hell."
by The Midget January 16, 2005
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"borny" - adj. Simultaneously bored and horny, in a manner that tends to cloud judgment.
I was completely borny, so I bought a triple-size dildo to see what I could do with it...
by Jack Random February 28, 2006
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