toot it & boot it

finding a girl and before going down on her stick their nose in there vagina and sneezing then get up and leave and laugh later about how funny it was when you sneezed in her vagina

i toot it & boot it the fuck out of her it was sooooo funny

by stone head 420 March 7, 2011

Toot it & Boot it

To snort illegal substances such as: cocaine,oxycotton, or pcp. Then to sell it to people. The (toot) is the drugs you snort, the (boot) is when you export it.

Posh: Aye man, are you gunna start sellin that coke yet? Or just keep it all to yourself?

HellBoy: Nah man, relax im just gunna toot it to see how it is, if its A-1 ill boot it.

Toot it & Boot it!

by POSHeries February 25, 2011

Toot IT and boot it

To have someone's mouth over your anus while passing gas and then kicking them out of your house

Alright jimmy time to toot it and boot it

by Jujufreedman November 24, 2016

pop it in the boot

kiwi slang for putting something in the boot or trunk. Also ejaculating during anal sex

that dirty little hoe let me pop it in the boot

by John Gallagher June 26, 2006

Cram it in the boot

have butt sex

"Have you ever crammed it in the boot before?"
"I'm going to cram it in the boot!"
"Cram it!!"
"Cram that robot in!"

by miss_mufa February 25, 2011

Bootitty Dip

A combination of booty dip and titty dip. A girl with a nice booty and an equally nice set of titties.

(At the pool)

Garrett - "Damn Adem do you see that girl with that fat ass and nice set of titties?"
Adem - "Yea, that bootitty dip must be an alien, because her ass and titties are out of this world."

by A&T's November 14, 2010

Bootitrous

When you’re the exact opposite of ugleh. When being a ponk isn’t enough. It’s the ultimate form of manhood, respect, honor, and ponkitude

That ponk right there is bootitrous.

I’ve never had a more bootitrous day.
That’s not ugleh. It’s bootitrous.

by Ugleh Ponk June 27, 2019