schlong bonger

1. someone acting like the biggest idiot on earth.
2. making a fool of yourself in public.
3. a person constantly ragged on by his so-called friends.
4. a homo who really likes the taste of dick.

"Man did you see Angel after the concert, he was acting like a total schlong bonger."

by Jake R. April 11, 2007

Suicide Bonger

When somebody takes a huge rip off of a bong and there is lots of smoke and loud coughs as the result and everybody in the room takes notice.

She took such a huge rip off of that bong and now there is tons of smoke and coughing and everybody is paying attention to how much smoke and coughing there is she is now a "Suicide Bonger"

by SBSander October 10, 2008

Blue Bonged

When you had plans to smoke weed with a friend, but they cancelled on you last minute.

Person 1: Yeah man I was supposed to get high with Josh, but he quit on me.
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!

by seansucksatguitar June 7, 2018

bonged

stoned, high off marajuana

Stoner 1: "Dude I'm so bonged right now"
Stoner 2: "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by 39646 January 2, 2009

One Bonged

When the light weight in the squad takes one hit on a bong and is immediately monged and cannot partake in further bongery.

Dean: Will, that was a phat rip on the bong
Will: *no reply*
Dean: M8 you just got One Bonged

by MongaloidBongaloid February 23, 2017

bonger

a person who uses what is called a "bong"

That bonger used up my weed!

by lyka April 18, 2003

bonged

verb; to bong
to hit the bong; smoke marijuana through a bong

Rower Ben: "How many times have you bonged before?"
Girl: "A couple times."
*hits bong*

by kenzrex January 29, 2018