Bon Jovi 

Something super awesome.

Dude, those shoes are so Bon Jovi.

Bon Jovi by Random Name Bear November 8, 2006

Bon Jovi 

One of the most incredible bands of all time. Many people judge them by some of the latest albums which aren't half as good as the early songs. Best songs include:livin' on a prayer, these days, just older, mystery train, in these arms, bed of roses, damned, diamond ring and so much more I can't name them. One of the few non-druggy bands around.

Some Guy with a good grasp of English: Bon Jovi are wicky-bo init
Another guy:Aye, man...dey is kickin.

Bon Jovi by Billy Whizz July 30, 2008

bon jovi 

As a verb, to "Bon Jovi" someone is to completely humiliate them either by their stupid actions or by your superior actions.

In modern cyber/text message language, to "Bon Jovi" someone is to completely pwn them, most often through some humiliating action.

Did you see that dude get totally bon jovi'd last night on "Cops"?

bon jovi by Montag Delorean September 28, 2005

Bon Jovi 

Great, Happening, fantastic.

Opposite - Non Jovi

Dude, that tune is Bon Jovi

Man, this sandwich is bon jovi!

Bon Jovi by wheeeee June 23, 2004

Bon Jovi 

today its bon jovi playing
I was trying to write a defense on their behalf
well
just no
sorry

bon jovi
just
no
i mean
really
not a single thing

Bon Jovi by Krkič July 5, 2019

Bon Jovi 

Bon Jovi is the damn best band ever. It was named after the fromtman- Jon Bon Jovi and has some of the best music ever. It is not overrated, and has some great almums such as Slippery When Wet and Bad Medicine.

Bon Jovi is one of the best bands ever

Bon Jovi by BobRossRevived November 4, 2019

bon jovi 

To be halfway to a destination.
Referring to lyrics of a Bon Jovi song, Livin' on a Prayer.
("We're halfway there, livin' on a prayer")

Stan: How close to your goal are you?
Carly: I'm almost Bon Jovi.

Carly: How far have we walked?
Stan: We're Bon Jovi.

bon jovi by C. Ories November 1, 2006