blind packing

When someone is so experienced at packing bongs with weed that they can do it without any light EX: at night

(Max):dude you need a light, you ain't packing that shit right
(Lincoln): shut the fuck up nigga I'm blind packing!

by blind packing June 2, 2014

Japanese Blindfold

A well known Japanese wedding custom where the groom sits on the brides head until his anus covers her eyes blinding her from all other potential suitors. This may be accompanied by a Fukushima Release Valve.

That was the most beautiful Japanese Blindfold I've ever seen performed!

by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021

Pulling a blind man

When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.

Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.

Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!

by standup69 May 9, 2013

blind date

When you go on a date with someone you don't know, or when someone sets you up with someone you dont know.

blind dates are sometimes good, usually bad, and always weird at the beginning.

by bobie January 19, 2005

bindulge

the act of gratuitously enjoying a meal found within a garbage bin or dumpster. Usually reserved for the homeless or inconceivably drunk, but can be enjoyed by anyone from all walks of life.

Policeman: Excuse me Sir, do you mind explaining why you have eggshells, week-old cabbage and rat bones hanging out of your mouth?

Upstanding Citizen: Sorry Officer, McDonalds was closed so I had no other option but to bindulge.

by Pharoah88 March 2, 2011

bush blinded

The word to describe a person who has sadly been misled by the lies of George Bush and his "quest for peace".

Tom: "We went to Iraq to save the people from an evil regime where they were constantly in danger"
Me: "You're so bush blinded that you ignore the fact we still have no accurate Iraqi casualty list (which is estimated in the thousands"
Tom: ".......That's what yo momma said about you.."

by gri-unit October 1, 2005

is u blonde or is u blind

when you ask a female if she's stupid or just can't see

Why would you let that man do those things to you is u blonde or is u blind?

by darkestdarci April 30, 2023