Boiled Peanuts

A delicious snack consisting of green (raw), unshelled peanuts boiled in salt water. This delicacy is typically purchased in gas station parking lots and roadside vegetable stands and consumed by southerners of all socio-economic backgrounds. Almost always served in Styrofoam cups and wrapped in the skimpiest napkin ever made, this salty snack is intended to be shared with family and friends although it is not uncommon for asocial types to devour the whole cup as to not share any with his wife/mistress.

Rich Birmingham Business Man: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

Broke-Ass Methamphetamine-Addicted Construction Worker: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

by Gary Vitalis February 19, 2007

Boiled the Cheese

When a person attepts to accomplish a task only to end in failure.

refers too: attempting to prepare Kraft Mac & Cheese but dumping the cheese packet into the water.....We've all done it!

Jack really boiled the cheese on that project he was given for class.

by D-Link July 17, 2009

boiled egg fart

A fart so putrid and smelly that it resembles the smell of a boiled egg when it is cut open. This type of fart lingers and is usually a hot type of fart that smells like a platter of deviled eggs at a picnic.

mike: "uuuunnhhhh( groans as he is farting on the toilet) ewwww man...that smells like a boiled egg fart"!

by toilet humor guy September 11, 2013

boiled salmon

(n) a word used to express how slow something is going.

usu. used in reference to elevators.

this elevator is going slower than an elephant in quick sand...or a boiled salmon.

by srah January 23, 2005

Boiled Rabbit

Boiled Rabbit is the description for the psychyo girl who stalks, hunts and and will eventially try and kill you. In the classic movie "Fatal Attraction" Glen Closes charachter stalks Michael Douglas after he ends their cheating affair. She then goes to all lenghths for revenge ultimately breaking into his family's home and then taking his sons pet rabbit and boiling it in the cooking pot.

Friend: " Dude, why are you even remotely interested in her? Avoid Christy like the plague!"
Would be next victim: "why , she's nice! She's so into me..."
Friend: " Two words bro: 'BOILED RABBIT' "
Would be next victim: WOW, Ok Thanks, IM OUT. Runnin for the hills...

by Max Watts September 10, 2013

Boiled Peanuts

When you are in the sun and your "peanuts" start to sweat so hard they salt up and become a shriveled mess sort of like your face.

"Bro i'm making some boiled peanuts it's so hot."

by Ulikesome Goodluvin June 4, 2014

BOILED MITTENS

A type of mitten knitted using fine sized needles from worsted wool.
They are made aproximately 30% larger than needed for the finished size, then boiled in hot water and left to air dry.
The mitten when shrunken is almost waterproof and very warm.

Grandma made me a pair of boiled mittens.

by Dancingcatfish February 12, 2007