boebert

"She wouldn't go all the way so I had to settle for a quick boebert"
by dnev8730 September 19, 2023
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boebert

semen after it's been in an asshole
Don't slip in that boebert.
by nzbs33k3r November 13, 2020
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Boeberting

The act of getting high and groped in a crowded theater.
Me and Lauren went to the theater. I broke out my vape pen, and it wasn't long until she was Boeberting me.
by ElijahKay2022 September 16, 2023
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boebert

Noun; Title given to individuals who exhibit behaviors of those regarded as pieces of human excrement.
“Did you see that guy just cut me off?”
What a fuckin’ boebert, man.”
by The Smith. September 28, 2022
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Boebertion

An abortion that a conservative, Christian Republican gets that is OK because it was "god's plan," unlike liberal minority heathens and other poors. Also applies to abortions paid for by conservative politicians in order to protect their reputations as brave defenders of "family values" and the reverse Uno; abortions undertaken by say, a sex worker from a sugar-daddy website that they then use to blackmail a Senator (hypothetically) and/or wealthy conservative financiers (hypothetically).
"I had bareback sex with Ted Cruz and the Kochs and ended up getting pregnant, so I went to Planned Parenthood for a boebertion."
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Lauren Boebert

Lauren Boebert sure looks a lot like Dillion Harper. Sadly, Dillion Harper would be a better Congresswoman... she's more intelligent and is better at getting people BEHIND HER.
by Darkness Prime June 05, 2023
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Lauren Boebert

-Lor-en Bo-burt (/ˈlɔr.ən ˈboʊ.bɜrt/)
Noun, sexual act,

The act of a female giving an over-the-pants handjob to a male partner, whilst in a dark public setting,
"oh man, I took my Tinder date to the movies and she gave me a Lauren Boebert"
by HankPecker69420 October 04, 2023
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