Boebert

An over-the-pants-handy commonly performed in a public place.

To my surprise, I was boeberted during a matinee showing of Barbie with my Bible study date.

by Roth Gardner September 23, 2023

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To cum into someone’s colostomy bag

Obviously they couldn’t have anal after the surgery so he boeberted her instead

by TJmaxal June 4, 2023

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A conical object lacking a flared base inserted into the anus for improvised sexual gratification despite being designed for another task entirely.

Examples: toy pine cones, modernist featureless christmas trees, decorative bottles.

“anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough, but a Boebert will send you to the ER”

by Oxyboytrytis January 5, 2023

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An inconsiderate, rude, or obnoxious theater attendee.

"Some boebert's phone went off and they answered it!"

by Wordy McWordington III September 19, 2023

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(n) A quickie handjob in a semi-public place. Often by a partner you have relaxed your standards (with regard to appearance, hygiene, intelligence, and class) to be with.

(syn) trailer swiftie

"Hey, baby, if we're not gonna hook up, at least gimme a Boebert in the parking lot."

by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023

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