Boebert 

An over-the-pants-handy commonly performed in a public place.

To my surprise, I was boeberted during a matinee showing of Barbie with my Bible study date.

Boebert by Roth Gardner September 23, 2023

Boebert 

To cum into someone’s colostomy bag

Obviously they couldn’t have anal after the surgery so he boeberted her instead

Boebert by TJmaxal June 4, 2023

Boebert 

A conical object lacking a flared base inserted into the anus for improvised sexual gratification despite being designed for another task entirely.

Examples: toy pine cones, modernist featureless christmas trees, decorative bottles.

“anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough, but a Boebert will send you to the ER”

Boebert by Oxyboytrytis January 5, 2023

boebert 

An inconsiderate, rude, or obnoxious theater attendee.

"Some boebert's phone went off and they answered it!"

boebert by Wordy McWordington III September 19, 2023

Boebert 

(n) A quickie handjob in a semi-public place. Often by a partner you have relaxed your standards (with regard to appearance, hygiene, intelligence, and class) to be with.

(syn) trailer swiftie

"Hey, baby, if we're not gonna hook up, at least gimme a Boebert in the parking lot."

Boebert by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023

Boebert 

The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.

Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.

Boebert by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023

Boebert 

Noun:

The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.

Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.

Boebert by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023