sluttering

1) A word to give this state a name, this game a guess
2) It means as little as your little test

Man, that Katie is always sluttering.

by Me March 17, 2005

blutterance

n. cross between "utter" and "blab/blubber/bluster" and such. Meant to convey a sense of poorly chosen words spoken in passion.

Bernie: She said what she heard wouldn't be hearsay. She looked it up. We were arguing, so it would qualify as an excited blutterance.
Alan Shore: Blutterance isn't even a word, much less a defense! You murdered someone over a fake word!

-Alan Shore (James Spader) Boston Legal

by k80theshade March 3, 2009

billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.

(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

by Fearman September 26, 2007

Buttering the Cat

In the disability rights community: attempting to help someone without asking if they need help, or in a way that is not actually helpful (and indeed may be harmful to the disabled person or to others).

Comes from a viral Twitter thread featuring Jorts the orange cat who was having trouble grooming himself. A well meaning but clueless human buttered Jorts in an attempt to teach him how to groom himself. This may or may not have resulted in a different cat being sick from licking the butter off of Jorts.

"Hey, don't just grab my chair; that's buttering the cat!"

"Stop buttering the cat, tonight's homework is easy!"

by philhellenike December 22, 2021

Bluffering

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.

"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."

by cabbagepants December 16, 2007

Blubberingzoidberg

Blubberingzoidberg is a term used to describe a person or action negativly. The word 'Fuck' more or less sums up Blubberingzoidberg, only to a more less harsh extent.

That hockey match was a load of Blubberingzoidberg! I cant believe I gave up my Saturday to watch it.

That stupid mothafucking Blubberingzoidberg better watch her back or she'll be eating knucklepie for breakfast!

I don't understand why you're being such a Blubberingzoidberg? I bet you in todays maths quiz - it's not the end of the world!

Homework is pants. Honestly that Blubberingzoidberg Mrs Faulton needs to rapidly cut the amount of work we get. I havent been to the mall in weeks!

by Sam Jay Joseph Cowper February 15, 2008

big blubbering vagina

1. a pompous, belligerent, self-righteous and self-contradictory ass who portrays himself to be something he's not and likes to taunt others for proving him wrong. such people fail to admit defeat and instead continue to blubber.

Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering bagina.

by michael March 1, 2004