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Blunderbuss

A mid-1600s medium-range flintlock pistol or rifle that had an almost cartoon like, wide, outwards curving barrel, and was designed to shoot LITERALLY anything. You could literally shoot a freaking corn out and it would be fine.
lol that blunderbuss was cool
by dictionaryblob128 May 11, 2022
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Blunderbussed

When you visit finger banging land and the lady farts all over your hand.
Joe, "So I was totally finger blasting Susy crazy hard last night".

Stephen, "Cool".

Joe, "Yeah, but she blunderbussed me and my boner died".
by CornbreadBenn August 26, 2013
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Surprise Blunderbuss

When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.
Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
by Cave man101 December 13, 2019
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Blunderbuss shit

When you go to take a shit and a large mass of air has built up resulting a discharge of hot air and medium soft pelts of shit shoot out with high velocity.
I had a lot of beer and pretzels last night and the gas I have is terrible. I had one of those airy shits that shot out like a blunderbuss. I think it’ll call it a blunderbuss shit.
by HeyItsMe! November 29, 2023
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Blunderbuss

Shoving a whole can of zyn’s up your ass and later shitting it out after your done
“Yo I’m about to go Blunderbuss the schools toilet
“Yo I’m about to Blunderbuss in my gf mouth”
by CockBlocker425 May 11, 2024
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Blunderbuss

There was a blunderbuss at Umpqua Community College where nine students were killed.
by Josheedo November 19, 2015
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Blunderbuss

Basically a pirate Shawdy Shawdy (shotgun) except extremely inaccurate, dangerous, and pretty strong in Sea of Thieves
Pirate: *pulls out blunderbuss* Yarghh Hand over the treasure ya scurvy dog before i blunderbuss ya to davy jones’s locker
Justin: Bro chill were in sea of thieves
by Soviet Red Soldier June 24, 2022
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