Blunderbuss

A mass shooting.

There was a blunderbuss at Umpqua Community College where nine students were killed.

by Josheedo November 19, 2015

Blunderbuss

Organized chaos

My office is a total blunderbuss, so leave me alone vial woman. I’m only kidding. Let me get this under here...”chocolates, for me....please, you probably give these out to all of your patients.” No, I got them for you, your favorite Mars sampler pack.

by Steve Zucchini December 7, 2018

Surprise Blunderbuss

When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.

Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes

by Cave man101 December 13, 2019

Blunderbuss shit

When you go to take a shit and a large mass of air has built up resulting a discharge of hot air and medium soft pelts of shit shoot out with high velocity.

I had a lot of beer and pretzels last night and the gas I have is terrible. I had one of those airy shits that shot out like a blunderbuss. I think it’ll call it a blunderbuss shit.

by HeyItsMe! November 29, 2023

Blunderbussed

When you visit finger banging land and the lady farts all over your hand.

Joe, "So I was totally finger blasting Susy crazy hard last night".

Stephen, "Cool".

Joe, "Yeah, but she blunderbussed me and my boner died".

by CornbreadBenn August 26, 2013

Blunderbuss

A gun with a flared muzzle or disorganized activity.

"I saw a blunderbuss on the street the other day!"

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Blunderbuss

A mid-1600s medium-range flintlock pistol or rifle that had an almost cartoon like, wide, outwards curving barrel, and was designed to shoot LITERALLY anything. You could literally shoot a freaking corn out and it would be fine.

lol that blunderbuss was cool

by dictionaryblob128 May 11, 2022