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Blowjob Sydrome 

Where You gave a blowjob for the first time and you want to do it again.
I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the 1st time last night... And I thought I wouldn't like it but now I wanna suck so bad. I think I have blowjob sydrome
Blowjob Sydrome by Rxanaa November 4, 2009
Its when a boy is payed to do a job for his parentx or lovely neighbors. And he blows the leafs off of their drive way.
oh timmy ill pay you $5 so give our driveway a blowjob
Blowjob by timmehG April 27, 2009
When a mobster orders you to plant explosives to a gangsters property in an act of revenge.If the bastard is a traitor,thieve or rat then give him a blowjob. You can blowjob a car, a house or somebody's wife.
Big Vennie:" Hey Frankie, that bastard Luigi boy owes me $20,000 in cocaine. Go to his place at night when he is in bed and give his ferrari a blowjob!

Frankie: "Alright boss." (plants explosives, then bang!)

Luigi boy: " mamma mia!"
blowjob by topmountain August 18, 2010

cheeto nigga tomato blowjob 

when an african of male descent covers his penis in cheeto dust, and proceeds to get a "blowjob" from a tomato.
i just got the greatest cheeto nigga tomato blowjob in my life

Geddy Lee Blowjob 

Recieving oral sex while listening to Rush. Considered one of the greatest things a man can hope to experience in their lifetime. The cornerstone of every bucket list.
"Dude last night we started making out, I put on Chronicles, and the next thing I knew I was getting a Geddy Lee Blowjob. I came just as the keyboard solo in Tom Sawyer started... Man it was amazing"

Altoids Blowjob 

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.
That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.
Altoids Blowjob by creedmoor August 25, 2006