Blingtonium

A material that can't be touched due to its awesome amount of bling.

The Yamaha Raptor 700R will never touch the Suzki LTR 450 due to its high level of blingtonium.

by Brandons moms lover. April 4, 2011

Bloomington

The coolest campustown in Indiana. Also the city of random sirens and loud trains at midnight.

Brad: Dude, it's 3 am. Did you hear that train?
Rodrigo: Relax, dude, we're in Bloomington.

by lakeeffect22 June 25, 2008

Broington

A major bro.

"Yo that guy is so broington" "wordington"

by Dishington August 23, 2011

bloomington

A city in Minnesota. More significant than the Indiana city of the same name, because it has the Mall of America.

Larry: Hey, Greg. Where you going man?
Greg: Bloomington.
Larry: Not the one in Indiana I hope!
Greg: Nope, Minnesota. They have the Mall of America!

by Suta September 7, 2007

Boyington

The act of having your Anus licked by an obese man in a overcoat

have you ever had a boyington?

by ericfiz May 11, 2010

Bloomington MN

A ghetto ass city in the middle of Minnesota. Some would say that this is the best city in Minnesota. Other "normal" people beg to differ. This is a shitty, run down, noisey ass city that had crime and fires going non-stop. Most people from Bloomington are complete bad ass's. They don't give a single fuck about what you say to them. They cap a mother fucker if they have to.

-I'm from Bloomington MN
-Oh, what a nice city

-Nigga it's Bloomington.

by Pandabear nigga January 28, 2019

Bloomington

A shit hole in south Texas with one stop light, a dairy queen and a Speedy Stop. Everyone knows your business and 99.8% of the people have kids by age of 16....if not then by the time they graduate. If your not doing drugs or getting knocked up you are in everyone elses business...you're idea of fun is going to the football games on Friday night to hang out and then getting someones aunt to buy you wine coolers to take back and drink down Black Bayou 1 or 2... 50% of the high school is employed at Dairy Queen or Speedy stop...the other half sit at home begging someone to drive them there..... 75% of the school cannot speak english and the other 25% are avid members of the FFA. If you graduated prior to 2008 and still in Bloomington you probably:
*Have one, two or more kids
*Live at your parents
*Think Cactus Canyon is the shit
*Date someone still in high school
*Just realized that texas country is cool
*Think its so cool to hang out at the fire cracker stand
*Get excited when you get promoted at Speedy Stop
*Throw a baby shower and are able to have all your friends involved cause they're all knocked up!

Where are you from?

Bloomington.

Where?

Its a shit hole 10 miles south of Victoria

Where do you go to school?

Bloomington.

**Laughter**

by i got out thank god! June 24, 2008