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Blop Job 

A blop job is like titty fucking, but different. The biggest difference: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! With the titty fuck it is obvious that the move focuses on the boob area of a female, but a blop job, on the other hand, focuses on the butt cheeks. The same concept applies: squeeze together and go to town...all the while avoiding penitration of the rectal region (none of that until after marriage, otherwise Jesus gets pissed). The other key part in executing a successful blop job is the lubrication used for between the glutes: marmalade or some other fruited spread.
Winston: Bro, so I heard things got a little sticky last night with Brenda?

Buckley: Yeah, she's gunna be scrubbing grape jelly out of her butt for months after the blop job I gave her.
Blop Job by Miles B. March 11, 2009
the sound of jelly when it falls off your knife onto the floor
hey tom want some *blop*...shit my jelly fell onto the floor.
blop by ThatOtherGuysBestFriend February 18, 2009

chip chopin the blip blop

say dowg we chip chopin the blip blop today.

Bloop Blop 

The phrase a girl speaks after you cum in her mouth.
"I asked her if she was going to spit it out or swallow it and she said Bloop Blop."
Bloop Blop by Marquis70 March 10, 2008
I ... in the forest , come upon... her BLOP ... in fantasy dream.
Verb- The consumption of alcohol.
Every weekend high school students blop and make crucial moves.
Blop by Move maker January 9, 2006