Thirsty bonzai

When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz

My girlfriend was a thirsty bonzai.

by Chris D.L. June 30, 2007

bonzai

something miniscule, and, in so, incredibly cute

omg, that baby elephant is so bonzai

by Markian May 10, 2005

Bonzainite

Bonzainite or Bonzai'd person, represents Canaanite adults who were essentially given a death-coma before 18. Looking very child like. Stunted growth.

Dakota Fanning looks like a Bonzainite.....

by pornstitute April 9, 2023

bonzai

When you jump on someones face and you rub furiously with your ass while yelling, BONZAI!!!

Harlan and I Bonzaid Raymond so hard he started to bleed because we ripped his face to pieces.

Connor and I Bonzaid Ray so hard off my pool deck, that he started to cry and said his brain was bleeding.

by Connor G August 2, 2006

Bonzai

adj: wicked cool, perfect even in the details, well coiffed

Bonzai squat form, teammate!

by Richard the Lyonheart November 17, 2016

bouldered out of your bonzai

The extream version of being "stoned out of your tree" Think big stone, little tree, therefore really bloody high.

After 4 buckets, I was so bouldered out of my bonzai that the Fox lineup was amusing...

by mangopeach August 24, 2005

bonzai

the word chinese people or asian in general say before they sumo wrestle

sumo wrestlers ready?
*in a fat tone* yes
BONZAI!!

by 20grand November 23, 2007