Blotting

From the Plan B song 'Where ya from'. The implied definition is that to "blot weed" is to smoke it. Derived from East London slang - namely Leytonstone.

Possibly in use at Tom Hood comprehensive school. In 2004 just 29% of the pupils attained 5 A - C grades at GCSE.

Plan B (Ben)'s account of his walk to work:

I'm walking down the street, past the coppers on the beat
Past the shotters blotting weed
Clear for everyone to see, but no-one gives a D,
'Cause this is everyday life.

by Homeski June 15, 2009

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Blotting

the process of getting blotto (being fuckin smashed due to intoxication)

"are you going out tonight brah?"
"yeah, we're going blotting up smithys first, you coming?"
"yes bro, i love blotting in smithys, belinda loves me see"
"umm...ok...see u there"

by hasshole November 16, 2009

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carbo bloating

n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.

Big Mike: Junior, you can't possibly want another plate of spaghetti, can you?
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.

by THW November 4, 2009

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blonking

the polar opposite to blinking with having your eyes lids on the left and right side of your eyes instead of the normal up and lower part of your eye. Acceptable to use with describing aliens for mutants.

the alien at the other end of the bar was blonking real hard when this one guy who was not wearing a face mask sneezed all over their face.

by SupremeFemboy69 April 9, 2021

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