blondiful

a person that is a gorgeous but is as dumb as a blonde.

"Did you hear what what she said? 'She's soooo blondiful.'"

by scoooped October 7, 2009

Blondicitus

The condition that occurs from a women having to many blond girlfriends, causing her to become as dumb and vapid as they are.

I thing Vicky has developed blondicitus by doing happy hour shots every night with that blond Barbie doll secretary pool.

by Badwsky February 10, 2010

blonditch

a blonde horse loving straight white girl; blonde bitch; derogatory term for a straight white blonde horse loving innocent christan girl

dude have you seen estelle? she rides horses AND is blonde!?!?!? what a blonditch

by uhm,uhhhhhhh, ermmmm July 17, 2023

Blooditis

What you call your menstrual cycle when you don’t know what it is or you are calling out sick

Sorry boss! I won’t be in tomorrow. I have a terrible case of blooditis. It’s going to take some special packaging to remedy this one.

Hey! Uh, looks like I got a case of blooditis. I can’t stop bleeding and it’s been 5 days. Better page the doc.

by Poet678 April 27, 2024