blindsiding the marlin

well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.

"dude after she blew me, she totally caught me off guard, blindsiding the marlin."

by susanismyalias January 5, 2010

Blindsided

A scenario where Everything breaks, normally happening out of nowhere.

Did you hear John's computer Blindsided? he says it just broke.

by Blindside413 March 2, 2020

Blindsided

When you’re texting or talking on the phone to a date and you think it’s going great, but suddenly and without warning he/she just hangs up on you or blocks you.

So I was talking on the phone to Greg and I thought it was going great, but then he blindsided me and I haven’t heard from him since.

by builtforspeed October 14, 2020

blindside butterbeans

when you get voted out on big brother and it is a blindside

J: Get ready Pooch, cause you're about to be served up a big ol plate of blindside butterbeans
P: Gets out because he's raggedy

by slabitha the sharting queen August 11, 2022

south jersey blindside

A sexual act in which the male utterly anally rapes the unsuspecting female while she is occupied in doing something else.

"Hey honey could you help me with th-OUCH MY ANUS!"

by Cox & Camp December 5, 2003

BlindSide

When A Girl Is Masterbating To Your Back, While Your Jerking Off, And Turn Around And Unexpectingly Jizz On Her Face.

dude, i pulled the funniest blindside on her last night! it was sweet!

by Rick Suave May 7, 2010

Blindside

When you give a girl anal

I just blindsided you last night

by Doctor Gloss March 19, 2017