blangblang

Whereas bling and blingbling refer to the imaginary sound that is produced by the internal refraction of light in cut diamond, blang and blangblang refers to sound of light refracting inside QVC's Diamondite. blangblang is mainly used as an ironic substitute for blingbling- a phrase now favored by the mtv generation.

Oh my godlessness! That Sinitta remix is so blangblang.

by Nixon Popdizzy November 3, 2003

Blingdong

A mildly derogatory name for someone who thinks too highly of himself, tries too hard, fails semi-regularly, and is oblivious to all of the above.

Blingdong is much less harsh than "toolbag."

Me: You know that guy who says "Classic!" in response to everything. He's kind of a blingdong.
You: Dude, he's autistic.
Me: I know.

by Kingblingdong February 19, 2010

cock-alocka-bingbong

when a female transvestite sticks her hairy, sweaty testicles into the mouth of some Hawaiian guy and wings them around and the balls smack around in his mouth making a bingbong noise. then the Hawaiian guy then bits her balls off and plays the bongos while dancing in a grass skirt. he then kills a midget by spitting the balls through a blow gun. (blowing balls through a blow gun at midget faces has been a Hawaiian tradition since they stopped fucking monkeys.

when i went to Hawaii i was welcome with pleasureable cock-alocka-bingbong.

by Nigth Tigers March 29, 2008

BlingBling

The gleam/shine that comes off something new.

by 2pac August 7, 2003

blingblang

the plural of bling bling. exxagerated opulence.

yo, that car is BLING BLANG!

by IAN January 22, 2004

blingbling birds

Birds are also known as crows because of their love for shiny objects...

"Them damn "blingbling birds" won't shut up just because of the foil sitting on the grill from the bbq"

by all2sexy June 14, 2009

Bingbongistan

A derogatory name for England combining the sound Big Ben makes and the suffix of many predominately Muslim countries stemming from the influx of Muslim immigrants.

"Did you hear about the guy who got fired for offering to buy the office bacon sandwiches?"
"Well that's Bingbongistan for you."

by RabidEdge July 9, 2013