Blaccident 

An automobile accident involving/caused by an afro-american due to poor driving ability, takes place daily in most urban areas.

Driver: Hey that's why traffic was so slow. There was an accident.

Passenger: No sir! There were negroes involved. That's a blaccident.

Driver: You're a racist!

Passenger: yes, yes I am.

Blaccident by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole December 9, 2011

Blaiden 

A blaiden is cute,he is not a liar, sometimes he will tell you straight up,and he loves to pull all-nighters with you while on Instagram FaceTime, and has two best friends named Corbin and caiden, he loves his friends, and you should go add him on Instagram @tha_wavy_ig he is a hilarious meme page

You see that blaiden over there, yeah he hella cool

Blaiden by Carlos Stevenson November 28, 2019

Plaxident 

Similar to natural selection. Usually, it is a stupid decision that greatly harms the one who made the decision and slightly harms those around him.

Newspaper Headline: "NFL WR shoots team in foot, self in thigh. Total Plaxident."

Billy Bob: Hey, did you hear what happened to your boy Griz?

Sam: Yeah, he was getting head while making a homemade bomb and lost the side of his face. Complete Plaxident.

Plaxident by Timmy Teeback for Heisman December 16, 2008

Blaccident 

When you accidentally culturally appropriate African American culture or slang

White Person: Ayo dawg we finna act up tonight!
Other White Person: Oopsie Josh, you just had a blaccident!

Blaccident by Mckeydees May 5, 2021

Plaxident 

Any really really dumb mistake that is both personally devastating or painful and publicly humiliating. In reference to Plaxico Burress shooting himself in the leg.

Steve: Did you see that Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg? What an idiot!

James: Yea, what an awful plaxident.

Andy: I was running the other day across the street and tripped over myself, falling in front of a bunch of people who laughed at me. It was the worst plaxident of my life.

Plaxident by Brown House December 16, 2008

Baxidently 

A contraction of 'By accident'

Sorry mate didn't mean to delete you program off sky plus. I did it baxidently.

Baxidently by Jjclang May 8, 2018

Plaxident 

To have a foolish-enough accident that it causes injury to yourself and risks your career.

I had another plaxident when I shot myself in the thigh.

Plaxident by Ghe71 December 16, 2008