When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.
Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”
by Damon LaRue April 29, 2021

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.
by GreenEyedMadman September 9, 2005

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by ch4drock December 11, 2008

To be a 'Penis-fucking-ass-blaster' is to rapidly suck or wank a penis while being anal fucked or anal fuck someone.
by Jynx Partinal July 14, 2006
