Blair Witch Project 

A pseudo-documentary horror movie that inspires different reactions based on your intelligence:

If IQ < 70 Then

reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"

Else If IQ < 80 Then

reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"

Else IF IQ < 90 Then

reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."

Else

reaction$ = "Dumb!"

End If

"I have The Blair Witch Project on DVD."

"Wwwwwwhhhhhyyyyyy????"

Blair Witch Project by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

blair witch project 

A very over-rated non scary film. Possibly the worst movie ever made. Somehow managed to scare people with no dead bodies or blood.

If you were scared by The Blair With Project, you're fucked up.

If you believed The Blair Withc Project was real, you're even more fucked up.

blair witch project by Corb March 14, 2005

BLAIR WITCH PROJECT 

An extremely scary movie of epic proportians... 'Till you find out it's not real.

I went to the theature and saw Blair Witch project and thought it was the best movie ever... Then when I bought it I relized it was fake and now it's a so-so movie

BLAIR WITCH PROJECT by Spikesy July 22, 2006

Blair Witch Syndrome 

Human nausea induced by video recording technique in which a single or multiple hand-held cameras are used (NOT in 'steady-shot' mode) to create "realistic" feel. "The Blair Witch Project" is the best/original (most nauseas) example since the camera is being run around most of the movie. The popularity of "24" pretty much solidified the technique as legitimate and I've been getting sick ever since. I can only watch blockbusters now because EVERY non-blockbuster is too blair witch for me.

I can only watch blockbusters now because EVERY non-blockbuster gives me Blair Witch Syndrome.

Blair Witch Syndrome by hops10000 August 1, 2014

BLAIR WITCH PROJECT 

Shit of a movie about some teens who have to find the Blair Witch for some kind of school project or some shit. The scariest part of the movie is when they swear for ten minutes without stopping.

Fuck fuck fuck......












(Am I scaring you yet?)






















Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck........




Scary right? NOT

BLAIR WITCH PROJECT by someone who does not want my identity known in the September 1, 2003

Blair Witch Project 

a great non scarry movie to whatch when your going camping stoned. movie is about 3 highschoolers doing a documentary on a so called "blair whitch"that they read in a book or something like that they film get scared heres noises cant find there car,there friend get so called kidnaped and then they find a building and its the building that the children got slaughtered in whoopdoo dont whatch the second one its rediculous

"Steve great weed...steve...steeeeeeve"

"holy shit Junio what was that noise? Sound like a little kid crying."

"Umm...Steve your lil sister fell in the water.."

Blair Witch Project by sio August 8, 2005

Blair Witch Bubble

When a man ejaculates so for early in his partners mouth it fills their nasal cavities forming a bubble of cum in one or both of the nostrils.

SKÖL Bro 1: How did your date with that Attention Piece go last night?

SKÖL Bro 2: Dude she sucked me off so good I gave her a Blair Witch Bubble.

Blair Witch Bubble by TOTEMIR January 2, 2022