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Ritchie Blackmore

The arsiest man in rock!

The "Bastard in Black"!

Ritchie Blackmore is the amazing former Deep Purple guitarist best known for his awesome riffs like "Smoke On The Water", "Black Night" and "Burn". He's famous for being a bit temperamental (or sometimes just plain mental with a hot temper)...

Blackmore quit Deep Purple in the mid 70's to start a new heavy rock band called "Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow" with future Black Sabbath vocalist Ronnie James Dio. The name was later shortened to "Blackmore's Rainbow" and then just plain "Rainbow".

The original Rainbow bass player, keyboard player and drummer were soon replaced by Jimmy Bain (formerly of Street Noise and Harlot), Tony Carey (formerly of Blessings) and Cozy Powell (of everyone else). This is probably the most popular Rainbow lineup.

Ritchie Blackmore now plays guitar (NOT lute!) with Blackmore's Night.
1. Ritchie played guitar with Deep Purple

2. Ritchie Blackmore played guitar with Rainbow

3. Ritchie Blackmore plays guitar with Blackmore's Night.
by RJD November 21, 2004
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blackoutz

Blackoutz can generally be divided into two categories, "High" blackoutz, and "obese" blackoutz. High blackoutz are classified by the inability to later recall any memories from the High period, even when prompted. These blackoutz are characterized also by the ability to easily recall things that have occurred within... the last 2 minutes, yet inability to recall anything prior to this period. As such, a person experiencing an high blackout may not appear to be doing so, as they can carry on conversations or even manage to accomplish difficult feats. It is difficult to determine the end of this type of blackoutz as sleep typically occurs before they end. 4 obese blackoutz are characterized by the ability to recall certain events from an sober period, yet be unaware that other memories are missing until reminded of the existence of these 'gaps' in memory. Research indicates that obese blackoutz are far more common than high blackoutz.
Blackoutz (food related amnaesia))
Recommended maximum intake of Food
A blackoutz is a phenomenon caused by the intake of food in which long term memory creation is impaired. Blackoutz are frequently described as having effects similar to that of anterograde amnesia. 'Blacking outz' is not to be confused with the mutually exclusive act of 'passing out', which can happen after.
Bill-After that blackoutz last night I was on the toliet for 3 hours.
Bob-Damn I had a blackoutz last night I had enough dairy to feed the needy
by Whiffer December 6, 2010
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a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach

A day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach is a dangerous sex act. The participants visit a beach when the tide is coming in. One participant is buried in the sand near the sea so that only their head is visible. The other participant proceeds to masturbate whilst looking at their face. In order to assist the masturbator, the buried participant usually makes sexy faces at them. These faces become increasingly desperate as the tide begins to sweep around their head. The aim of the game is to ensure that the masturbator comes before the tide engulfs the buried participant. Once the masturbator has come, he/she will help to dig out and free the buried participant. The game is played by those who are aroused by risk and desperation.
Kate: Would anyone like to do a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach?
by 00moon00 July 21, 2019
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blackboard learning tool

A piece of shit learning material with a high lag rate.
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"Nothing new that calls your attention here"

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Are you fucking kidding me..?

"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."
by DamnTheLag October 1, 2013
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Casual Blackout

When your casually drinking with no intention of getting that drunk and you end up blacking out.
Mike had a casual blackout last night after saying he wasn't drinking more than a few.
by FlanFleebird December 3, 2010
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Finna Blackout

Commonly referred to as FBO, the term, “finna blackout,” is used to describe the excessive amounts of alcohol one plans to consume on a particular night; usually in reference to a literal blackout or simply the rather drunk state one will encounter. Typically, symptoms one may experience the next morning include little to no recollection of the night before and temporary amnesia. The term can be used as a verb or adjective.
Hey bro, you have any alc? I'm finna blackout tonight...
by MOBThug June 7, 2011
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blacks camp

A rather racist way of saying Pigsty, refers to the Aboriginals camps in the remote parts of Australia.
Mother: Your room is an absolute mess, its like a blacks camp.
by Kangaroo Boxer June 3, 2013
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