Blackberry Tourettes

Medical disorder resulting in ill-conceived, random, rant-like messages being sent on blackberry or similar pda's. Normal delays caused by lack of proximity to Internet access that hinder senders impulsive natures have been removed with the advent of immediate access to the Internet via Blackberry. Hence, suffers of blackberry tourettes do not think of the consequences of messages before pushing SEND.

"WTF - I just got this message from Fred that makes no fucking sense. He is going to piss off a boat load of people with this. WHAT was he thinking??"

"Dude, it's just Blackberry Tourettes"

by 57raj August 10, 2009

blackanasianadians

A very tan canadian asian

My friend Alexis is part Canadian, Asian, and is Black! We call her a blackanasianadians

by blackanasianadian November 13, 2009

BlackBerranoia

A condition that a BlackBerry owner experiences when a certain amount of time goes by and there are no signs of any calls, text messages, IM's, Facebook notifications, etc. and one becomes paranoid and starts to panic thinking that their phone service is cut off.

James: Yo I haven't received any text messages, any IM's, or Facebook notifications in the past 5 minutes...I think Verizon just disconnected my phone service!!

Patrick: man are you serious?

James: yeah this is crazy....oh wait I just got a text message right now!

Patrick: man you just had a case of BlackBerranoia!!

by Douglas GoodBeard June 21, 2009

blackbangtan

The ship name for the South Korean girl group BLΛƆKPIИK and the South Korean boy group BTS.

Instagram has so many Blackbangtan fan accounts, is shipping BTS and BLΛƆKPIИK that popular?

by XxGucci_QueenXx January 10, 2018

backbender

An orgasm so scintillatingly pleasurable that one's back is physically bent with passionate ecstasy.

Sydney gave Nick a backbender last week and he almost broke her bed.

by letigre469 November 30, 2011

BlackBerry Fade

The act of a person slowly and breifly fading out of a conversation to glance down and check for any possible notifications on their BlackBerry phone.

I was telling Jeff about my trip to Vegas, then he pulled a Blackberry fade and totally forgot what I was talking about!

by thee_jester July 7, 2009

Blackberry blindness

Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.

VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?
Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.

by PositiveZero April 11, 2008