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black and decker pecker wrecker

From audience participation in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. When dinner (E.T.'s head, or Madonna's clit, or Meatloaf, depending on what the audience says) is served, as the carver slices the meat, the audience yells this.
It's the Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker! It slices, it dices, it even circumcizes!

'Forth' skin, congratulations, you're Jewish! Fifth skin, congratulations, you're a woman!
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Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

When a person of the female sex has braces and wants to perform oral sex on your heat seeking moisture missle, but you dont want her to.
Man, that bitch is hot! i wish she'd blow my one-eyed trowser trout....wait.....wait....oh man, braces....? Never mind she's a black and decker pecker wrecker

black and decker Becker pecker wrecker

A girl from Becker who wrecks your pecker by trapping you in a relationship by getting pregnant and taking all your money.
Dude, you better watch out, she's totally a black and decker Becker pecker wrecker

Black And Decker Pecker Wrecker

A black girl with braces that when she gives head tears your penis to shreds
guy1: Ouch! man my penis hurts...

guy2: Dude i told you not to get with that Black And Decker Pecker Wrecker.

black and decker fanboy 

is a fanboy of the black and decker tools. also is the only shareholder of the company that invested all there money into the failing business, there are many ways to recognise this fanboy . 1: whenever you start talking about good quality tools around them you will hear the words BLACK AND DECKER IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage with rage spit covering the room. 2:always wears a matching black and decker suit. 3: drives a shitty red toyota ute that they proclain is called "the beast"..... it is wise that if you encounter this fanboy you must run to your nearest makita dealer where it cannot get you as makita tools is its biggest weakness.....
1: guy 1: hey have you seen that new milwaukee cordless drill.

guy 2: yer....it looks much better than that black and decker piece of shit....

black and decker fanboy: NAYNAYANYANAYNAYANYANAYN black and decker is the best..........(inaudible rage)
2: oh look its crappy red toyota ute........

black and decker pecker wrecker

A black bitch with braces givin' head
Keshia braces scared the hell out of my love rod...That black and decker pecker wrecker drew blood....But she swollowed and made it all worth while.

black and decker pecker wrecker

Steve: What happened to your penis Jeff?
Jeff: I went to brown town last night to get some rock and wound up with a black and decker pecker wrecker.