Satirical website illustrating common approaches white people use to "relate" to black people.
White people are likely to use these methods to stress that they understand black people and are not racist.
White people are likely to use these methods to stress that they understand black people and are not racist.
Like Sally and Johnny from www.Blackpeopleloveus.com, I wish I had natural rhythm like my black bros & sisters
by Miss Mi March 5, 2008
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Black Poop • Jet black poop • The Wall of The Black Poop • ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐โข ๐ฟ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐ • poop back and forth • Poop Back • Poopers block • pooping back and forth • Blackpool • Blackpool pier
Soul-destroying grey seaside town which has cleaner sewage than beach water.
Has the highest number of drug addicts in UK.
High rate of litter.
Has at least 2 Cash Converters, where you can convert stolen goods into drugs.
Blackpool tower, the rejected offspring of the Eifel tower, which has unique magnetic properties that not only attract metallic bling, but also baseball caps and tracksuits from around the country. (Unlike the Eifel tower, which attracts tourists from around the globe).
A brilliantly named "bargain booze" can be found on almost every street.
Ranks somewhere in the middle of the top ten worst towns / cities for unemployment.
Residents typically support Man Utd. However, when the local team started to squeeze its way into the premier league, many became "dual" supporters of both teams.
Common local slang includes "'Ere ye are" which typically translates to "excuse me", but can also be used alternatively when antagonizing someone. (Emphasis on the "H" not being pronounced).
Whistling is considered a talent.
Only place in the UK where you'll hear / see more fireworks on the 4th November than you will on the 5th.
Speaking in basic English, not smoking, or not acting like a general twat will render you a "posh cunt".
War memorial now gets traditionally desecrated at least once a year, as of last decade.
Hordes of generic, big-eared youths.
Has the highest number of drug addicts in UK.
High rate of litter.
Has at least 2 Cash Converters, where you can convert stolen goods into drugs.
Blackpool tower, the rejected offspring of the Eifel tower, which has unique magnetic properties that not only attract metallic bling, but also baseball caps and tracksuits from around the country. (Unlike the Eifel tower, which attracts tourists from around the globe).
A brilliantly named "bargain booze" can be found on almost every street.
Ranks somewhere in the middle of the top ten worst towns / cities for unemployment.
Residents typically support Man Utd. However, when the local team started to squeeze its way into the premier league, many became "dual" supporters of both teams.
Common local slang includes "'Ere ye are" which typically translates to "excuse me", but can also be used alternatively when antagonizing someone. (Emphasis on the "H" not being pronounced).
Whistling is considered a talent.
Only place in the UK where you'll hear / see more fireworks on the 4th November than you will on the 5th.
Speaking in basic English, not smoking, or not acting like a general twat will render you a "posh cunt".
War memorial now gets traditionally desecrated at least once a year, as of last decade.
Hordes of generic, big-eared youths.
Typical Blackpool chav: "'Ere ye are m8 you gorra spare fag?"
Presumed "posh cunt": "No, I don't smoke"
Typical Blackpool chav: "'Ere ye are, you taking the piss? 'Ere ye are, 'ere ye are, 'ere ye are".
Presumed "posh cunt": "No, I don't smoke"
Typical Blackpool chav: "'Ere ye are, you taking the piss? 'Ere ye are, 'ere ye are, 'ere ye are".
by Rofluppagus November 8, 2011
Get the Blackpool mug.Generally defined as awful and tacky costume jewellery that pikeys and chavs consider to be like wearing a Cartier necklace. In most cases the cheap quality Argos jewellery is studded with huge fake stones presumably to try and distract the unfortunate onlooker away from the hideously disturbing vision that is wearing it.
Usual examples include ragdolls and clowns (with fully poseable joints) and have evolved to include pendants showing schoolgirls pushing pushchairs (presuambly to appeal to the mainstream audience of said jewellery)
by LuC.K8 November 14, 2004
Get the Blackpool Bling mug.Cheap town, average wage is 10 grand a year. Kids are encouraged to drop out of school at 16, work on the prom selling 2 quid shoes and then retire at 21 and live on the dole, stabbing grannies for crack money.
by Blackpool1988 July 1, 2004
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Get the Blackpool mug.Sea side resort in the uk. Known for it's lack of clean water in the sea which makes legs dissolve, and the big one (rollercoaster)
(1942) My family is so fortunatewe get to go to blackpool this year.
(Modern Day) My family is so poor, we have to go to blackpool this year.
(Modern Day) My family is so poor, we have to go to blackpool this year.
by timmy o'toole August 1, 2003
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