bitextual

In New Zealand, where there are only two major mobile phone companies, to be bitextual is to own at least two phones, one for each company. The purpose of this is to take advantage of competing but complimentary deals.

The name comes from the common usage of text, or SMS, messaging in New Zealand.

I wanted to get Telecom's $10 texting, and Vodafone's free weekend texting. So I became bitextual.

by PetethePoo July 27, 2006

bitextual

To text two different people of different genders in a short amount of time

Guy 1: Dude who you talking to?
Guy 2: Dave and Anne.
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: Didn't you know? I'm bitextual.

by I. M. McGlovin October 1, 2008

biceptual

A person, usually a man, who is obsessed with his biceps.

Sonia: Did you see Sacha?
Terri: Yes, he's so biceptual, always showing off his guns.

by ratto January 21, 2009

Biceptual

when one loves their muscles so much, nothing else matters, that person is biceptual in their sexual orientation

Nick is biceptual, I don't think he's ever had a girlfriend.

by K.12689 February 8, 2007

bisextual

A person who will sext anyone and/or everyone in his/her contact list. This act is often done when drunk texting as the sender keeps one eye closed in order to see the phone screen. In this pose, the sender looks like he/she just received a pirate face.

This term does not apply to someone who has had their phone iJacked.

A bisextual should not be confused with a homosextual, whose sexting is usually intented to be comical in nature and not taken seriously.

Dude: OMG! I just got a sext from Bill! It shows him doing the meatspin and asks if I want to be next!!

Female friend: STFU!! I got the same message!!!

Dude: Bill is one crazy ass bisextual!

by HemlocKing March 2, 2012

biceptual

a man who is so obsessed with his muscles, typically arms, that their had has gone so far up their ass it has resurfaced through the esophagus creating the illusion of a normal person.

ever since that kid got some biceps he's been acting pretty full of himself

yeah hes a certified biceptual

by crumbuns August 17, 2010

Biceptual

A gym regular that is either into exclusively lifting biceps or incorporating biceps into every gym cession. On occasion they dream of having relations with the anatomical muscle group.

Ex. Brohammer, check out that dude over there getting diesel on his brocepts. He's such a biceptual.
Ex. Mom, Dad, I wanted to tell you that I think I'm a biceptual... (Mom & Dad gasp)

by Jacking Steel November 7, 2014