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Texas Pepto Bismol

The act of vaginal penetration with a woman suffering from heart burn on her period to the point of ejaculation. Once your semen has thoroughly mixed with her blood the woman hovers over a glass or bottle and pushes to excrete the bloody concoction. Then in an effort to soothe her heart burn, she delightfully drinks the mixture.
Ex. "Last night my sister was having a real hard time falling asleep cuz of her heart burn. In a last ditch effort to soothe her pain I gave her a Texas Pepto Bismol."
by Rockwallposter99 November 6, 2017
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Bishoy

A Football nerd, Science Addict, Also likes to play fifa and likes to commit life
Man he's such a Bishoy
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Bismo

I love the bismo
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bismo

Another word for bad or crappy, chilly expressed. Most of the time the task or thing is exhausting and/or annoying.
This homework was such a bismo!
I am not doing this kind of bismo...
That things seems like it's a bismo
by RedJoy January 28, 2023
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Bismol

When something is so horrible, you have to compare it to something even worse. The liquid Pepto-Bismol.
Dude, that school day was an absolute bismol...
by i did a thing June 6, 2023
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Bismo

A shot consisting of 1.5 oz Peppermint Schnapps and 1.5 oz Pepto-Bismol. The tastiest variety is made with cherry flavored Pepto-Bismol.
Usually used before a night of extremely heavily drinking to prevent irregular bowel movements.
"Hey do you wanna go drink cosmos and watch sex and the city?"
"Fuck no, I'm gonna go drink some bismos."
by Urban Dictionary September 6, 2011
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Bishoy

he is such a bishoy
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