Birthaversary

Birthaversary means the Anniversary of your birth.

Happy Birthaversary!!!

by Bill Chalk June 15, 2021

birthquake

An earthquake that occurs on one's birthday.

Danny: Holy cow, did you feel that? It's like the earth knows it's my birthday!
Alex: BIRTHQUAKE!!!!!

by juggleboy January 9, 2010

go bitchcakes

bitchcakes British slang term meaning to go crazy with anger.

I wanted to go bitchcakes at my teacher for failing me on purpose!

by Jade Skellington July 20, 2008

birthaversary

To get married on your birthday.

"Today is Manda Manda's birthaversary, we should take her out and get crunked"

by Haberwife January 8, 2009

Birthquake

The contractions a woman feels when giving birth.

Woman: Dayum, when I had Chewbacca I thought I was going to explode with the birthquakes!

by BananaBurguer August 20, 2014

Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

Birthquake

This happens when a fat bitch has a baby. Usually caused by a rift in the fatbitchtonic plates.

Nurse: That 'birthquake' measured a 9.8 on the richter scale,
Doctor.

Doctor: Doctor.

by gjkuol09 December 11, 2008