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Getting Birdseye'd

A way of inducing hallucinations by mixing the popular children's medicine Calpol, with mushed up defrosted fishfingers and then baking. After baking, this paste is eaten and quickly causes visual and audio hallucinations that can last for several hours and be extremely intense.
Are we Getting Birdseye'd tonight? My parents arent home so we can make it there.

Ronnie got badly Captain Birdseye'd last night and shit all over his bedroom
by MuckaChucka February 3, 2022
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Birdseed

A lesbian who typically wears pastel-colored clothes made from organic cotton. Birdseed lesbians love granola bars, and spend a great deal of their time connecting with the earth.
I need to let my birdseed friend Carol know about the sale they're having at Whole Foods right now, their sunflower flax granola bars are 50% off!
by muonic March 29, 2010
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caleb birdsey

The greatest guy you will ever know your best friend and a great boyfriend. He has ripped abs, huge muscles/strong muscles amazing, sexy body and you will always know he will be there in good and bad. He is an overall superstar. He isnt very popular but is loyal to all of his friends and chats to everyone and people think a bit too much
#that caleb birdsey guy is amazing
by shandoody May 27, 2017
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birdseyebitch

A girl usually fat, who takes photo's only from an almost 'birdseye' view looking up facially to the camera to give the illusion that they are indeed not fat (as it hides their body and likely double chin). The more birdseyebitch photos they have on their facebook or dating profile the more likely they are to be a fattie.
Girl talking to herself: Gosh I'm so fat..... how do I hide my giant body and double chin? Hmmmm... I know I'll take some birdseyebitch photos, that will hide my true figure and guys will think I'm hot on my Facebook page.
by Barbarash September 30, 2011
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Captain Birds Eye

To finger a girl who was a vile odours seeping from her grizzly love cave. one preformed this act you become captain birds eye from the infamous fish finger band.

you may start as seaman birds eye but eventually rise to the rank of admiral birds eye once fingered enough rough girls.
John - i fingered Jane last night

Adam - wow man you've earn you rank of Captain Birds eye
by B.DOT-ONDAGE October 2, 2010
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birds eye

this is a definition when a guy has fingered a girl birds eye fish fingers
guy" would u let me go south and give you a birds eye"
girl"YES"
by alxteen June 15, 2009
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Birds-eye-pretty

This is what you call a person of an over weight nature that uses camera perspective to give the impression they are much slimmer than they are. This is done by holding the camera arms length in the air towards the sky or ceiling and taking the pic. This is common in profile pics.
" Dude!- That girl from the dating site works at the mall she must have put on 50 pounds or she was Birds-eye-pretty!
by DamioWISCONSIN April 5, 2011
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