Bird Box

The art of avoiding eye contact or using something to block your vision to prevent seeing someone or something that will cause you to become trapped for a long time preventing you from continuing with your task or limitations.

I saw an old high school classmate and I had to bird box them so I wasn't trapped into a "How have you been?" convo.

I saw a sale at the store, but I only have enough to pay my bills this check. So I totally bird boxed past it or I'd be broke.

by Cheshirecat808 December 31, 2018

bird box challenge

The act of imitating the movie Bird Box, and challenging yourself to complete an otherwise innocuous or petty task while blindfolded.

Guy 1: you wanna try the Bird Box Challenge?
Guy 2: Sure, what do I have to do?
Guy 1: Put on this blindfold and try to cross the street without looking.
Guy 2: Sounds kinda dangerous.
Guy 1: You never know when you'll need this skill man. Everyone's doing it!
Guy 2: Ok... **(puts on blindfold and starts walking across the street, then gets hit by a bus)**
Guy 1: Beautiful.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 2, 2019

Assisted Bird Box

In relation to bird box, while masturbating a partner sneaks in unnoticed and helps you achieve orgasm

Jolene was doing the bird box and Brendan helped her finish with an assisted bird box

by Jameson4all December 30, 2018

Bird Box Challenge

The actual Bird Box Challenge is from a music video by Prodigy uploaded in 2012. Netflix (probably) copied it.
youtu.be/XQEBzauVIlA

I challenge you to do the Bird Box Challenge.

by sudonym1 March 5, 2019

Bird Box

To perform a task or activity while having your vision impaired.

It was raining so hard that I basically had to bird box my way home.

I lost my glasses now I wearing my old script and bird box everything until I can get a new pair.

by Cheshirecat808 December 31, 2018

birdboxing

The act of whitewater rowing class VI rapids blindfolded inside a shitty aluminum boat.

"This may sound counterintuitive, but our only hope for survival is birdboxing this river."

"Bro, it would be sick if we birdboxed Big Mama!"

by Dr. Walter Fanchy December 30, 2018

Bird Box

Blindfolding yourself and then masturbating.

Jolene wished someone would inappropriately touch her but could only fantasize and bird box instead.

by Tumbleweeds40 December 29, 2018