Binocular Birth

When a woman has a vagina that resembles a double barrel shotgun and births two kids at the same time

My mothers binocular birth scarred our doctor for life.

by Horse Peener May 5, 2022

The Binoculars

Famous building in Los Angeles, California, specifically the Chiarat-Day Building, shaped to resemble a pair of binoculars. No kidding, this actually does exist!

Fred, let's take a shortcut around The Binoculars, and then we'll go to the Strip.

by pentozali June 26, 2006

Cyber Binoculars

An online device that allows you to get a closer look at someone without them knowing about it. The ultimate people watching device. Examples: Facebook, Twitter....

Chick: "My ex is an asshole but I cant help it...I have to bust out my cyber binoculars and stalk his Facebook page!"

by JustinDeever October 4, 2010

relative motion binocular sex theory

When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"

Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"

Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."

by Step-Sis 69 April 11, 2022

binocular

noun. a sexual fetish which refers to the act of a couple scratching each other's arm to cause a wild sense of pain. This is widely practiced in upstate New York, especially in the 45 miles radius around Rochester.

Origin: American popular sex columnist Michael H. Gu coined this word during his speech at University of Rochester.

Adam: Hey Steve, we are going get high and binocular each other.

Steve: Yea, back and forth, forever.

by Adam N. Steve May 25, 2013

One hand on the binoculars

A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.

Hey girl, I saw you across the street yesterday!

Yeah - with one hand on the binoculars!

by Bobstafarian June 22, 2010

binocular

another word for rad or cool
due to the fact it sounds nicee.

dangg shits binocular!

by everydaybinocular June 29, 2011