Billy Mays 

Spokesperson on numerous infomercials, including those for Oxy-Clean and the Hands-Free Car Phone.

I THINK THAT BILLY MAYS BELIEVES THAT THE LOUDER HE TALKS, THE SMARTER HE SOUNDS.

I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.

Billy Mays by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Billy Mays 

A spokesperson of many items people found useless until he passed away. People know him for his loud voice in his commercials.

Guy#1: Who would win in a steel cage match fight Billy Mays or the shamwow guy?
Guy#2: Are you fucking retarded? Billy Mays fo sho!

Billy Mays by yomama363 November 15, 2009

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HI BILLY MAYS HERE!!!
DO YOUR COMMERCIALS SUCK???? THEN TRY OUT MY BRAND NEW PRODUCT, ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT. FOR 100 EASY PAYMENTS OF $99.95 YOU CAN HIRE ME TO YELL IN YOUR COMMERCIALS REALLY LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO CALL NOW AT 1-800-MYCOMMERCIALS SUCK AND I NEED BILLY MAYS TO YELL IN THEM.

billy mays by Floppers16 January 19, 2010

Billy Mays 

A middle aged man, who can't seem to control his voice and advertises infomercials. By the strain in his voice you'd think he is constantly defecating his pants.

Billy Mays: "AS YOU CAN SEE OXY-CLEAN DOES THE JOB!

Billy Mays by IHAVE_OGD March 30, 2009

billy mays 

he died

billy mays had a beard

billy mays by my fingers hurt June 28, 2009

Billy Mays 

The greatest spokesperson of all time. He has done infomercials for Orange Clean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, and most famously, OxiClean.

"With just two easy steps I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls." - Billy Mays

Billy Mays by Slapson November 2, 2015

billy mays 

1) A constantly coked up spokesperson for the worlds shittiest products.
2) A name for mentally retarded babies born with both a penis and a vagina.

1) I can use oxyclean, orange glow, and kaboom to clean up the mess I made after I murdered billy mays with a shamwow.
2) Dude, if Rosie O'donnell ever got pregnant, the baby would definitely be a billy mays.

billy mays by Richard Pancreas December 23, 2008