Bigfoot

Theories:

1. A very, very, very hairy drunken man who's gotten lost the the woods where a German tourist discovers him and comments on his rather large foot.

2. A pimply Star Wars-crazed teenager who thinks he sees Chewbacca in a forest. Chewbacca = Bigfoot

3. The offspring of a gorilla and a human.

4. A lost extra from the movie 'Planet of the Apes'.

5. The offspring of a wookie, a Klingon, and an uruk-hai.

1. "Ziet das big, hairy Bär? Nein, das ist ein Menschen geklöft. Ein Mutant!

2. Holy crap, dude. That's fucking Chewbacca, man! YEAH!

3. That's gross!

4. Rawr! No, wait... where's Mark Wahlberg?!?!?!

5. Gross-er!

Uhm... BIGFOOT!

by crabtree-whothefucktookmyname? August 12, 2009

Bigfoot

Lonely Scottish unemployed illiterate. May or may not have been emplyed at BW through pity.

Look what that flid Bigfoot's done now

by ;o) January 11, 2004

Bigfoot

one who is tall hairy wears larges shoes socks has large hands and of course has a long D#@^

Wow he has a bigfoot or Hey look it is bigfoot

by bigfoot January 16, 2004

Bigfoot

It's just a bear

Bigfoot is a bear

by 69lord27 February 19, 2017

bigfooter

From the hoodlums in the hood to the Bigfoot in the woods nobody can out Bigfoot Tony...from the signs in the sky to the tracks on the ground all the others are just clowns.

Did you see the bigfooter on channel 5? Did you catch the bigfooter on CNN?

by Big daddy stew March 05, 2020

bigfoot

A bigfoot or Sasquatch is a large hairy biped that looks somewhat human-like. Bigfoot usually range from 6ft to 10ft tall.
They are believed to roam the Northern U.S, Canada and the Santa Cruz mountains in California.

"Dude i saw a f*cking bigfoot man!!!"

"Lay off the crack, Greg!"

by Johnothan_k February 02, 2005

bigfoot

The ultimate hide and seek champion.

Anthony - "Want to play hide and seek?"

Carianne - "No way! You are a bigfoot at that game!"

by cherripie March 11, 2011